I hope they are fucking pissed off the rest of the year. We need this.
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Why do they like hitting into double plays so much. Like they are terrible for our scoring opportunities.
Julio after Canzone got intentionally walked.
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I will gladly take this version of Randy in the field the rest of the year.
I have no opinion about the Mariner’s moves. The results of the next 8-12 weeks will form that opinion. I miss Castillo & am grateful he played for us. If Taylor Ward makes a lot of contact & continues to walk at a 17% rate, our lineup is better. All others meh. The real season starts tomorrow.
Our bullpen gave up 6 runs. Glad we won but that shit can’t happen again. Cole Young. M’s 2026 MVP so far.
Every time I look at the Mariners game today Cole Young has done something good.
The WNBA has never had a trans woman play in the league’s 30-year history and now the right and other anti-trans activists are hammering the league over something that has never been an issue, proving once again it isn’t about protection but exhibiting cruelty toward trans people.
Cal Raleigh turning into Dave Valle was not on my 2026 bingo card.
Here we are 3 games back of Houston at the beginning of August. Can we please do something super positive and inspiring. Saint Jimothy and Witchcraft have failed us. We all we got…
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Don’t worry fans, they just rolled over. Instead of rolling with Victor Robles (fun, good, vibes guy) they pinch hit for him with our BACK UP CATCHER.
Your favorite game show host@samfbb1.bsky.social · 6d agoIf we score one run just to lose another one run game I am going to have my head explode.
If we score one run just to lose another one run game I am going to have my head explode.
How have we won any series this season? This team is dog shit. Even that Randy routine catch in the 8th looked challenging. Everything Mariners is pain.
Why can’t we have nice things? Zebby Matthews??? I just can’t fucking even… The screen says we are 1-6 with runners in scoring position. All year we have been 1-6 with runners in scoring position. I know it isn’t the case but it seems like every other team wants to win more than us.
I feel blah today about the M’s. I know the players care, they work hard. I know it is a fickle sport. But the most joy I have received this season has been the signed cards from players in times past. I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round & round. I really love to watch them roll.
It seems to be our thing. Or at least one of our things including: -not getting hits ourselves -our all stars hitting like platoon players -hitting into double plays -doing the least with the most
To Love a Mariner Podcast@toloveamariner.bsky.social · 7d agoM's have now given up first-inning runs in seven straight games.
Did we just win a one run game? Us?? The Mariners??? I can’t believe what I just watched/listened to.
God damn it Rob. Are you calling me back in?
Your favorite game show host@samfbb1.bsky.social · last wk.And magically after having the greatest full season of being a Mariner’s fan we are back to 1980’s Mariner baseball. It makes my head and my heart hurt this continual devotion to whatever this is (motions towards the M’s).
And magically after having the greatest full season of being a Mariner’s fan we are back to 1980’s Mariner baseball. It makes my head and my heart hurt this continual devotion to whatever this is (motions towards the M’s).
When did Naylor become Patron Saint of Hitting into Double Plays?? Rough.
9 more outs, 0 runs given up is today’s new challenge.