And so the great Let's Avoid The UK Heatwave By Fleeing To Central Spain In Gods Damned August has begun!! 🥳 Erm, I mean to say ... Total Solar Eclipse 2026 here we come 😎 (1/n)

If you have an obscene amount of wealth and you are not putting it into fighting climate change in SOME meaningful way, then you are a shitty evil person and I hope you get the worst case of shingles possible. And your air con breaks. And the person nearest you vomits all over your favorite outfit.

On one hand I know this is spam, and on the other hand I know I did not order a buffalo, but on the third hand if a buffalo did arrive on my doorstep I would be sorely tempted to keep it, I have space for it after all

¡YAY my girl is up and running again! 🌊 🙌🏻 Washing Machine Repair Man has been this morning. Turned out to be the brushes: cheap part, easily replaced. Huzzah!! I knew putting a Flood magnet on a washing machine was a good luck totem 😀

new post on rm3 's blog just dropped ! >squeak< >squeak< >squeak< ( this is a story that predates me >eek<) electromagneticretaliation.net/did-i-ever-t...

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D.@sarahmackattack.bsky.social · last wk.

I'm weirdly finding that as I get older, it's easier to learn new skills, which is the opposite of what I thought was supposed to happen. I don't think we're giving enough credit to a lifetime of built skills. When new skills have overlap w/existing ones it greases the wheels for the new.

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · last wk.

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

I have nowed the lawn. It wasn't fun. It doesn't look good. But it is done. Sorry for screwing up our chance of rain tomorrow. 😔

@salamurai.bsky.social

Spokane is on fire.

I cannot stress this enough. Please, PLEASE take the time to make a basic website for yourself not attached to any existing service, and use it to host ALL of your works, especially the works that other sites try to ban you for. We MUST get away from this idea of the internet being only 5 websites.

Yesterday, my parents' utility company issued them a power outage notice, because sparks and extreme wildfire risk. It's called a Public Safety Power Shutoff (PSPS) Warning. ... ... Sounds more like an extreme cat warning. PSPSPSPSPS....

Getting Closer With each Tick tick tick tick Tick tick

Doing some of my famous relatable humor

I should sign some gas pumps.

John Green@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 2w ago

Shout out to @barnesandnoble.com for charging $2 less for the signed edition of Hollywood, Ending than the unsigned edition, thereby making my signature worth negative two dollars. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hollywood-...

Yesss 🙌🏻 July 31, 2026 220 points • No mistakes 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟨🟨 4x3.fun www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree/...

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

What's your sign?

@gkt-wales.bsky.social · 2w ago

What’s your sign?

Related to my weekend of driving: This is Just to Say I have used up the patience that was in the glovebox and which you were probably saving for the children on roadtrips Forgive me I was in traffic And other drivers were so stupid and so wrong

Tims hit 121,666mi today. Good car, Tims.

Swing is a word (six feet down) Swing is a word (six feet down) Swing is a word (six feet down)

Me & Zeke 💙

Homestar Screens@grapenutsrobot.graphics · 3w ago

Damn!! 🙌🏻

Foxton Rox@foxtonrox.bsky.social · 3w ago

Mornin'. An utterly glorious, joyous piece of noise, originally from Reddit, which still brings me stupid amounts of pleasure several years after it first appeared. Oh, I like this one...😎

It has just occurred to me that the Luggage in Discworld is very much like The Cheat in Homestar Runner. If this makes sense to you, please engage w me about it 💙✌🏻

@cari1.bsky.social Heyyyy! Z & I have dm'd you :-D

Also ... The doughnut thing... Not so much a donut-shop as a "torus-trap"...

If you see this, quote a pic of you in sunglasses.

Dorkomatic@dorkomatic.bsky.social · 3w ago

If you see this, quote a pic of you in sunglasses.

yeah you better be nice to my rm3 ! ! >eek< >eek< >eek<