In union news, National spokesduck Tim Mallard has described words like “lame” and “sitting” as hate speech in light of yesterday’s elections. 🎙️

In election news, Elon Musk found out last night that the $400 million he spent on the U.S. mid-terms would have been better spent on ketamine. 🎙️

GOOD MORNING, AMERICA!! A beautiful blue sky day in LA today with a high of DEMOCRACY, and HOPE in the forecast. Have a great day, wherever you are! 💙🌊🌅☕️

This is not just a Blue Wave. It’s an Estrogen Wave. So many great women elected tonight. The future is brighter. 💙

Watching all these flips… Boy oh boy, the GOP really fucked around and found out, didn’t they?

Ding dong, Susan Collins. 🧙 🧹

In 2024, Trump claimed the American electorate gave him a mandate. Two short years later, it’s clear he squandered it. For those who voted for him, a conscientious voter acknowledges their mistakes. For those who didn’t, this is bitter vindication. God bless the USA. Let the healing begin.

Vivek Ramaswamy has officially lost his gubernatorial bid in Ohio which means he can go back to his old job: Wedding Magician

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TALARICO DID IT!!! 🌊 🌊🌊🌊🌊❤️

Donald Trump hasn’t posted on social media in three hours prompting experts to call for Midterm elections everyday until January 21. 2029. 🎙️

Dems just flipped the SC Senate seat held by the GOP since 1998. Bluenami! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

Good morning and happy Election Day, Blueskies! It’s a beautiful Fall day in LA. Expect a high of 73F and a massive blue wave. Get out there and vote! Have a great day, wherever you are. 🌅☕️❤️🌊

In science news, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos announced this week that he has spliced his DNA with a short-tailed shrew. The creature, called "Bezoshrew," reportedly bites everything it touches, and has already been seen in a lab in Seattle laying off eighty people. 🧪

On the eve of the midterms, Trump reminded Americans he’s spending our hard-earned dollars beautifying DC instead of putting food on our tables at home. A campaign tactic experts call, “Giving up.” 👍

What’s Haley Steven’s favorite breakfast food? Waffles. 🧇

Good morning, Blueskies! A cool Fall day in LA today. Sunny skies with a high of 73F. Midterms are tomorrow! Get out, vote, and let’s steer the country back toward sanity. Have a great day, y’all! 🌊 🗳️ 🌅☕️❤️

Haley Stevens, who lost the Democratic primary, has endorsed the Republican in Michigan's Senate race. Stevens says it's about values. And I believe her. Her values turned out to be a two-year term, a parking spot, and AIPAC lobby money. 💰

The DOJ released a list of alleged noncitizens registered to vote in CA. An analysis found more than 40% of them aren't on the voter rolls at all. When asked where the names came from, the DOJ said most were pulled from a federal database, and the rest were names Stephen Miller shouts in his sleep.

Happy Halloween. Tonight millions of kids will knock on strangers' doors asking for free stuff they didn't earn. Billionaires call this "Tuesday." 🎃

Good morning, Blueskies! A decidedly damp day on the Las Vegas strip. Expected high of 66F with forecast rain. Here celebrating the natal day of my brother, @chadlindberg.bsky.social. 🎂 Best Halloween wishes to all of you, wherever you may be. 🎃🌧️☕️❤️

Good morning, Blueskies! A gorgeous grey day in LA, with rain expected in the afternoon and a high of 67F. Perfect Fall Friday weather! Have a great day, y’all! 🌧️☕️❤️

Sen. Chris Murphy, who saw the plans and describes them as “insane”, adds Trump's Iran war escalation could lead to "the destruction of our commitment to the rule of law," to which Trump responded, "Hold my Diet Coke." www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

Exclusive | Top Military Admiral Briefs Trump on Iran Options

A White House meeting included a rare in-person briefing by Adm. Brad Cooper, as the U.S. weighs new combat operations.

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We lost a titan today. RIP Sir Patrick Stewart 🕊️

Historians note candy corn contains sugar, corn syrup and wax, and has gone essentially unchanged for 140 years, making it the only product in America that's never been improved because nobody could figure out how. www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...

The Origin Story of Candy Corn—and Other Halloween Mainstays

These October traditions weren’t always traditions. Here’s how some of them got started.

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Good morning, Blueskies! A definitively cool, cloudy Fall day in LA. High of 70F and rain expected in the afternoon/evening. Have a great day wherever you are. 🌦️☕️❤️

Asked why he chose the United States, Bolsonaro reportedly said it was the one place on Earth where a guy under criminal investigation for trying to overturn an election would feel right at home.

Good morning, Blueskies! A beautiful Fall day in LA. Cool 71F high today expected under partly cloudy skies with rain forecast for later in the week. Less than a week until the midterms. Let’s usher in an era of sanity. 🗳️ Have a great day y’all! 🌤️☕️❤️

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Good morning, Blueskies! A beautiful, clear day in LA. High of 79F expected under sunny skies with cooling and rain in the forecast for the weekend. Eight days til the midterm elections! Check your registration, and vote early. 🗳️ Have a great day! 🌅☕️❤️