Dravu
@dravu.bsky.social
My snark is worse than my bite. Come rain on my parade.
Today is the day I get all the porn Iโll need for the rest of the year. Itโs basically Christmas. Happy Fathers Day!
Iโm officially one year older. Now give me pets and whisper sweet lies into my ear about how Iโm a good boy. :3
New pet peeve: people shuffling cards over and over in a loop on the airplane. Just why.
For @dravu.bsky.social, who didn't give me nearly enough shit for dropping him 200 m into a pit of lava with a blowgun. It really was an accident.
I kind of hate this dynamic MacOS screensaver. From a distance, I thought something smashed the corner of my monitor screen. lol
Itโs been a long time since I last opened commissions. This time, Iโll be doing things a little differently by introducing a waitlist alongside my active queue, so more people have a chance. You can find all the details in my commission form, link below forms.gle/jKwkVvy45Pdr...
Welp. Looking for someone to approve my PRs now that everyone else on my team has been laid off.
๐บ โ๏ฝกโงห ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐! หโง๏ฝกโ ๐ฆ Let's have some ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ฆ๐ก๐๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐ช๐ ๐๐ข๐ก๐ง๐๐ก๐จ๐๐ ๐ข๐ก ๐๐จ๐ก ๐๐จ๐ก๐ง๐๐ก๐ ๐ฎ (๐ญ๐ฎ.๐ญ๐ฎ.๐ฎ๐ฑ)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank?! ๐ฆ
The bed frame in this rental came with a free toe destroyer. Ask me how effective it is.
"Channel surfing" on Twitch is such a chore. I'm not sticking around for three minutes just to see if you're worth watching. lol
[Knot His Husband] He couldnโt help himself. Hearing the wolf speaking to his husband over the phone, the shepherd felt a burning need to breed the wedded wolf right there and then on his husbandโs side of the bed before he returned. - - - Featuring: @barkitect.bsky.social and @dravu.bsky.social
I just got straight coded and Iโm devastated. This guy recommended me a place to find cougars which I guess is the right age, but wrong gender.
A factually accurate commission I got from Pleax Wolf on Twitter. :3
Beautiful art by @zephyxus.bsky.social based on a picture from my honeymoon โค๏ธ
