My nan unearthed some old albums and apparently she found a photo of some kind of horrifying paranormal entity?

Had a great idea for a pitch!!! Saw that someone else has already had the same idea Alas, the curse of the human mind

Saw the new Jojo's Bizarre Adventure opening pop up randomly the day is good

GOOOOOD MORNING

Reminding myself that I am worth more than my hospitality job, I am a Talented Person Who Deserves More

Was this what Shania Twain meant when she said I feel like a woman

Joe Richards -> bed@joerichardswrites.bsky.social · 5d ago

With controls like this, I'm surprised that anybody had the patience to get horny over Lara Croft

With controls like this, I'm surprised that anybody had the patience to get horny over Lara Croft

Re: Gay Yosuke As someone who has a close friend who absolutely falls into the category of "says enough stuff that people think we should be a couple" Yosuke not being an option is actually the truest possible thing Yeah, they absolutely should be, but inexplicably, they are not

Forgot that LinkedIn was a thing I will now try to forget again

Someone left a cookbook at the bar last night, and I decided to take a look inside to see what I could find. What I did find, shocked me.

There was one sequence in Silent Hill: Townfall that might be my favourite stretch of gameplay from any Silent Hill game, and I can't wait to be able to talk about it more post-launch. Feels like it took all my favourite notes from my favourite parts of Resident Evil 7, and went nuts with it.

I played Silent Hill: Townfall! For the most part, I loved it. An incredibly confident new outing that draws on everything I love about the series, with some of the best individual setpieces so far. On the other, it falls victim to overindulgence and tedium, if rarely. www.psu.com/reviews/sile...

Silent Hill: Townfall Review (PS5) - New Perspective, Familiar Feeling - PlayStation Universe

Check out our review of Silent Hill: Townfall and see if a new twist on the classic franchise might be enough to bring it back to the forefront.

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Austin Abrams is actually distractingly hot in Resident Evil You can keep Leon, I want my manfail Bryan

I love to see a wide spread of reviews!! Means my afternoon of reading is gonna be very fun! Also means that I know the discussion we're gonna have about this game is gonna be ace, as well

one of my best friends and coworkers just informed me that she's pregnant and sent me this text i could cry 🥲

Every person who plays Wolverine could have played Devil May Cry 5

Gonna be really bold and say that if you're having to make public statements about how dangerous your technology is, you shouldn't be fucking investing in the technology Fuck every single one of these inhuman ghouls For every job stolen, and every life ruined, AI is nothing short of evil

You cannot be a creator of anything and not be political If you genuinely consider your work to be nonpolitical, your work has no meaning beyond being white noise

maybe I'm just being an uncessary grouch but I just cannot bring myself to get any kind of excited about any of these Fortnite collaborations you aren't exactly playing as the damn character, so why would I care it makes me despair how far this one goddamn company has managed to invade everything

My first piece for @kotaku.com sees me document the rather surreal experience of demoing a game funded by a government that would have me executed for being trans. kotaku.com/the-1001-thr...

The 1001 Threads Of Mizan Director Avoids Answering A Simple Question At Gamescom - Kotaku

'This is a really decentralized company. We completely decentralized'

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In slightly better news, my hairdresser has once again produced a fine work of art

GUYS LOOK AT THE PORES ON WOLVERINE'S FACE LOOK AT THE HAIR FOLLICLES SCREW THE REVIEWS THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE PORES

did you guys all forget that the Lies of P studio very recently started playing with GenAI

PlayStation would be in a much better spot right now if they simply went all in on Gravity Rush 3

My coworker brought me my presents from when she was in Japan Safe to say, I was quite pleased :)

Something utterly hilarious about the main theme of the game playing as I try my best to complete basic platforming challenges and failing miserably

Joe Richards -> bed@joerichardswrites.bsky.social · 2w ago

learning to use tank controls in the year 2026, please wish me luck

learning to use tank controls in the year 2026, please wish me luck

Being totally honest Hinge, now is not the time

Working a job with normal people is hilarious because they can ask me about how the new Wolverine game is, and I can explain the concept of Jean Grey Fart Gas Hospitality is a blessing

This is up there with the time that an old woman in a bar walked up to me and poked me in the shoulder to say "you look like a right weirdo" before refusing to elaborate and leaving i continue to do everything but attract decent men

Joe Richards -> bed@joerichardswrites.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hilarious email to wake up to