Spooktober Day 18: Transformations Somehow the absolutely bonkers premise of a space succubus spreading an intergalactic STD is wasted. Bummer. It gets 2 very itchy STDs out of 5

Spooktober Day 16: Send Help Fantastic performances combined with Sam Raimi type humor for a pretty good time. The last 20 minutes are especially fun. It gets 4 survival island tactics out of 5 #horrorsky #spookyseason

Only four days until you can snag this one off Godless! #booksky #horrorsky

Spooktober Day 15: Inhuman Resources Some fantastic kills with solid acting. It's a simple story with a predictable twist, but that doesn't mean it's not a good time. It gets 4 complaints to HR out of 5 #spookyseason #horrorsky

She was definitely #dead We made sure of it before throwing her body in the lake But...I've seen someone, late at night, outside my house It's too dark to tell for sure, but it looks like her And this morning, I found muddy footprints right outside my bedroom door #vss365 #vsshorror

Spooktober Day 14: Shock'em Dead Low quality in every aspect (even in terms of actual picture quality). It does have that lovely type of cheese you can only find in a bad 80s horror flick, but that's it. It gets 2 lame guitar solos out of 5 #spookyseason #horrorsky

If you needed an organization to withdrawal all support from, I found one. Let's go ahead and add all the "authors" involved to the do not support list as well.

Their #bravery was admirable, but completely foolish They were not facing a rampaging beast, or an opposing army, but a literal god A being who had been born during the infancy of time, at a point where mercy was not even an idea yet It certainly wouldn't show them any #vss365 #vsshorror

Spooktober Day 13: Pinocchio 964 Sometimes a movie is so strange that you don't know how to describe it. This is that movie. It's fairly entertaining though. It gets 3 tainted cherries out of 5 #spookyseason #horrorsky

It was easy to hear the wet slurping #sound as the rest of the house was covered in silence Ignoring his instincts, he crept ever closer towards the noise The beam of his flashlight found the source, a beast munching on a human leg, and clearly, it wanted another to chew on #vss365 #vsshorror

Spooktober Day 12: Cannibal Mukbang If you want a low budget film about cannibalism with plenty of feminine rage, this is the one for you #spookyseason #horrorsky

After weeks of searching, they found her body, deposited into the #delta of the local river They thought finding her corpse would provide answers, but it left them with more questions What kind of creature could have removed all her bones, while leaving her skin intact? #vss365 #vsshorror

With a massive horde of creatures surging towards them, the citizens were understandably confused on how their mayor could be so #calm In truth, he had made a deal with the beasts for his safety...and his safety alone #vss365 #vsshorror

Spooktober Day 10: Bodycam The first half is fantastic, and then it gradually starts sucking in the final 30 minutes. This would have been incredible as a 40 minute short. It gets 3 instances of police tampering out of 5 #spookyseason #horrorsky

Spooktober Day 9: The Last Horror Film A forgotten 80s slasher set in Cannes so it has an interesting feel to it. Besides Joe Spinell being a sweaty maniac there's not too much else to praise. It gets 3 sweaty killers out of 5 #spookyseason #horrorsky

When the #siren rang out no one ran for safety The beast had taken so much from them: their harvests, their children, their infrastructure All they had left was their lives, and with no hope for the future, living didn't seem worth doing It was more than happy to take that too #vss365 #vsshorror

Spooktober Day 8: The Mortuary Assistant This one is based on a video game, so you know what that means...IT SUCKS! Nothing in this one lands (including the supposedly creepy demon). It gets 1 bumbling assistant out of 5 #spookyseason #horrorsky

A mark was etched into himself for each #sin It was supposed to be a physical reminder of the pain he caused, but it only made him want to do more As long as the police didn't suspect him of murder, and he had untouched skin left to carve on, he would continue #vss365 #vsshorror

Spooktober Day 7: Auntie Lee's Meat Pies This is just a much sexier Motel Hell. Unfortunately, it's certainly not better. It's fine, but not a comedic masterpiece. It gets 3 succulent pies out of 5 #spooktober #horrorsky

There is no escape from this #island, and it's not just because of the thing patrolling the waters It's trying to keep us from spreading whatever is growing inside of us from reaching the mainland Unfortunately, we are doomed to slowly and painfully become part of this place #vss365 #vsshorror

Spooktober Day 6: Hive A cool idea and solid practical effects is completely offset by some of the dumbest characters you will ever see It gets 2 contaminated ball pits out of 5 #spookyseason #horrorsky

The sailors spent the entire night scouring the ship in search of the creature to no avail It continued to pick them off one by one from seemingly nowhere By the time they checked the #sail and found its hiding spot, their numbers were too small to stop it #vss365 #vsshorror

Spooktober Day 5: Les Yeux Sans Visage This is a classic for a reason! Surprisingly gruesome for the early 60s, but also an incredible character study. It gets 5 skinless faces out of 5 #spookyseason #horrorsky

With the commotion of the #hurricane, no one even thought something could enter in tandem alongside it After the storm died down, they still remained in the water, and with so much damage taking all focus, they could easily hunt #vss365 #vsshorror

Spooktober Day 4: Wishcraft A solid 2000s slasher where someone makes wishes off of a buffalo dong. Yup. You read that right. It gets 3 penis based wishes out of 5 #spookyseason #horrorsky

He didn't see any harm with giving them #harbour In twenty years of doing it, they had never been a problem Then those damn teenagers had to mess with them The following massacre was all their fault Why couldn't they leave the mutants alone? #vss365 #vsshorror

Spooktober Day 3: Pillow Party Massacre This would be the perfect cheesy slasher, but unfortunately, it takes itself way to seriously. At least the cinematography is good though. It gets 2 very awkward pillow fights out of 5 #spookyseason

Today's the day! I'm so excited to bring my spooky books to Kansas City! #Booksky

Spooktober Day 2: Tales of Terror Vincent Price and Peter Lorre. Need I say more? It gets 5 terrifying tales out of 5 #horrorsky #spookyseason

The #mountain emerged from nowhere It was a major attraction, drawing thousands out of curiosity At least, that's what they told themselves In truth, it called to them and they answered Once enough had gathered, it disappeared, taking them with it #vss365 #vsshorror