Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺
@newtongrunnion.bsky.social
Retired, migrant, remainer, pro EU, pro SV Darmstadt 98, pro gin&tonic, proudly woke. Fück AfD. #FBPE. Antifa. Grumpy old man. Wülferhampton. Usually online from 12am to 6pm, then after midnight.
Bugger! I took a tumble at 1am last night -I got up out of my chair, and my legs just went. I managed to struggle up, called an ambulance and ended up in A+E, where I had a few stitches put into my head. It seems I have not been eating and drinking enough in this hot weather...
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Dear brain. I am trying to get to sleep, and I just nearly made it. So please just shut the fuck up, and turn off for a few hours.
Dear #Vodafone Germany. Thanks for cutting me off from the rest of the world for 60 hours (no internet, no TV, no radio). Fortunately things are back up and running now, so I'll be able to watch Argentina/England tonight. And your info policy was as shite as usual - "you are not alone". Fuck you.
Donald Trump could learn something from Lindsey Graham now.
Coming to Clacton in August: Count Binface vs the Count Of Cunty Crypto #Clacton #CountBinface #Farage
Another terrible night - 5:30am and still no sleep... After just 2 hours 25 minutes last night (accoring to my FitBit). I just want to get some sleep.
He fell asleep in a meeting with Turkish President Erdogan, referred to Iran as the "Islamic Republic of Japan", TikTok as "Tic Tac", President Zelensky as "President Putin" & once again demanded the U.S. be given control of Greenland. He's much less dangerous while sleeping than when he's awake. 💤
Some of my German friends have heard about Count Binface, and have asked me to explain who/what he is, and why he will be standing against Farage in Clacton. Where the fuck do I start? #CountBinface #Farage #Clacton
USA 1 - Belgium 4 Well done, Belgium! ##USABEL
Muttley the Laughing Dog
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#Trump demands rule changes from FIFA/Infantino before the game between USA and Belgium #USABEL #corruption #FIFA #Infantino
Have #Trump and #Infantino announced the final score of the game between USA and Belgium yet? #USABEL #corruption #FIFA #Balogun
If Trump had been in charge of the 1936 Berlin Olympic games, Jesse Owens wouldn't have won any gold medals. Just sayin'...
So, today I completed my 68th orbit around the sun. End of message.
And so begins another fruitless attempt to get some sleep... I'm just so fucking tired. #InsomniaSucks
What kind of a nobend goes to a World Cup game dressed as a crusader? Just askin'...
My experince of signing up with the #WApp, the European social network. I was verified as a human (which was nice). Signing up involved downloading an app, taking photos of my passport and taking a selfie. Very clunky and time-consuming. Result - profile not found. It's a no from me for now.
I've been selected to road test the #WApp, the European social media app. Has anybody else signed up yet? If so, what is your experience/opinion? How is the sign-in process? Can I access it via my desk top, or do I have to use the app on my phone? Grateful for any feedback.
In an attempt to cool down, I just turned my oven up to full and left the oven door open. It seems to be working...
Elmo in Flames: Everything Is Fine
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6 months until Xmas - time to get the Brussel sprouts on!
Steaming Cauldron in Fireplace
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Each time they show Gianni Inantino during a World Cup game, the words "corrpt little cnut" erupt from my mouth. I wonder why?
So, another night of insomia. It's getting light outside, the birds are waking up, and I'm pissed off (and tired). Yawning, eyes closing, but no sleep.
OK, sleep - I went to bed, tired and yawning. at midnight. It's now 4:30 and I'm still wide awake - so where the fuck are you? #insomnia #Schlaflosigkeit
Currently experiencing my first night with #Lorezapam supposed to "help" my sleep. Not enjoying it at all. Head is full of weird shit that I can't control/suppress. That'll be a no from me.
