A cheeky reminder that my birthday is September 20th and all I truly want is for my next months rent to be covered 🖤
Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY
@bowiegonebatty.bsky.social
🖤 Sweetest Monster You’ll Ever Meet 🦇 On stage I’m Batty Page 📍 CHI/NYC/FMTY https://allmylinks.com/sinclairbowie
Ughhhhhh! My Twitter account was suspended with no warning and no reason given 😵💫
If this plane goes down remember me as one who, above all else, believed it’s impossible to overplay “Pony” by Ginuwine.
We can’t believe it’s almost Rosh Hashanah either! Get your tickets to L’Shana TADA! today! Join us on Erev Rosh Hashanah 5787 (September 11, 2026) tinyurl.com/44ha9fnr
Now booking September 17th through October 28th. Bowiesinclair_booking@protonmail.com
Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY@bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · last mo.Posture? I barely know her!
Dreaming of a client funded trip to Lisbon, Portugal for my birthday next month.
I knew he’d be back, but getting confirmation was like Christmas Day 🩺
I’ve lived in enough film towns to develop a very rational fear of seeing a famous actor and accidentally calling them their character’s name.
One of those robo delivery bots has been stuck against a light pole near my house for 3 days and I can’t help but feel bad for the shlimazel who’s still waiting for their food.
We can’t believe it’s almost Rosh Hashanah either! Get your tickets to L’Shana TADA! today! Join us on Erev Rosh Hashanah 5787 (September 11, 2026) tinyurl.com/44ha9fnr
Will someone tell my dumbass that I am too elderly and feeble to run 2 days in a row?
Another foot party! Catch me here before I skip town for awhile!
You’ve heard of shoe addicts and purse girls, but have you ever met a vacuum babe? I swear, the insatiable lust I have for a hoover borders on problematic.
I just received a $10 gift from my @youpay.me wishlist! 🎁🎉 See what else you can gift me here: https://youpay.me/BowieGoneBatty ❤️🎉💸
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Hanging out on SP today. Who wants to honk this clown booty? www.sextpanther.com/bowiesinclair
I just received a $98.95 gift from my @youpay.me wishlist! 🎁🎉 See what else you can gift me here: https://youpay.me/BowieGoneBatty ❤️🎉💸
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5 Things That Are NOT Worth the $$$ 1. Expensive mascara 2. Designer sunglasses 3. A 4 year liberal arts degree 4. Literally any cleanse/detox supplement 5. Ad boosts 👀 IYKYK
5 Things That Are Worth the $$$ 1. Laser hair removal 2. Therapy 3. Ready-made meal subscription 4. Botox 5. Losing your security deposit bc you decorated your house exactly the way you wanted.
Where are we getting our nipple ring jewelry these days?
Are y’all following me over on TikTok? www.tiktok.com/@bowiegoneba...
Let’s have a slumber party! Now booking July 29-August 20th. Bowiesinclair_booking (at) protonmail (dot) com
Thank y’all for being patient with me about my delayed email response! I got a new phone and was signed out of everything and now need to find my recovery codes 😅😹
@taryncarterphoto.bsky.social takes me to Lagree Pilates just to humble my ass 😹😅
Which of you sweet motherfuckers sent me these from my wishlist? There wasn’t a note and I’d like to thank you appropriately!