Richard

@pretzelhands.com

🥨 Professional pretzel 🐘 PHP, .NET and JavaScript 🧑🏼‍💻 Swiss army chainsaw of problem-solving ☀️ Warm presence and hype man 🎨 Part-time con husband @ https://kyoti.art If you're reading this, come say hi!

Just remembered my very first programming experience. NFS: Hot Pursuit 2 stored all its car models with .ini files in a cars/ folder. This INI files had things like acceleration rate and max speed defined per vehicle. You could just edit them. I won every race 😤

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Found mine! Behold! 🥳 My drawings and designs, inspired by Ocarina of Time. Not sure on how old I was. 🤔 They're in two different booklets, and the item drawing style is more advanced in one of them. About 6 is my best estimate, as this would coincide with when I first got to play the game.

Photo of two raster pages with 40 small, colored drawings of items from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Photo of a raster page with various small, colored drawings of items from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. 

They're arranged in a way similar to the layout of the inventory screen in the game.

On the top is text that reads 'Inventar'.

The bow, boomerang, and grappling hook have additional upgrades next to them, meant to show magical enhancements similar to the magic arrows in the game.

There's also a simple, childlike drawing of Link in his green tunic and hat, wearing brown boots and wielding a short sword (like the Kokiri Sword) and red shield (like the Mirror Shield).

On top of that is text that reads 'Ausrüstung'.Photo of a raster page, showing a colored drawing of a map, inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

It looks somewhat like a map used in one of the guidebooks for video games, using a top-down perspective. There are symbols of items showing the locations they can be found at.

In the middle it shows a body of water in blue, surrounded by a street in grey and areas of vegetation in green. A couple structures in brown for wood and red for roofs are also on the map.

In the top-left of the map is a yellow road leading away from the area. On top of it is a text that reads 'Kaiware-Straße'.Photo of a raster page showing drawings of interior level layouts, inspired by the dungeon maps from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

There are symbols for items, namely keys, a map, and a bow, showing their location.

The levels are seperated as they each show a different floor of the dungeon, with the letter 'F' and numbers from 1-4 next to them.
Max Nichols@maxnichols.bsky.social · 2y ago

This was probably something like early 1998, post Warcraft 2, pre-Ocarina of Time. I would have been about 10. I consider it my first game design document xD

Also this may be yet another failed attempt, but since I've spent a lot of time recently promoting my wife's art business (btw, go buy stickers from https://kyoti.art) maybe I can also be a bit more active again on socials myself.

Anyone ever have this thing where your brain is like 3 paragraphs ahead of the words that are coming out of your mouth and then you stumble over your words like an idiot? It's been happening /a lot/ recently. 🙃

My wife is starting an art business! 🎨 A story of how you can just do things. In November last year Jowi and I went to @ViennaComicCon on a date. We wanted to see the nerd scene of Austria in one place We also found the "Artist Alley" where people sell their arts & crafts ✨ 1/

A panoramic view of Vienna Comic Con's Artist Alley full of people

My wife is starting an art business! 🎨 A story of how you can just do things. In November last year Jowi and I went to @ViennaComicCon on a date. We wanted to see the nerd scene of Austria in one place We also found the "Artist Alley" where people sell their arts & crafts ✨ 1/

A panoramic view of Vienna Comic Con's Artist Alley full of people

I now officially disqualify for any sort of youth discount whatsoever in Austria. I'm afraid my age is finally catching up to me. Nevertheless, happy 28 to me! 🥳

Is anyone else here an extremely inconsistent gamer when it comes to difficulty? Like I really enjoy the FromSoft catalog. I will happily bash my head against Malenia and Isshin for 100+ times if need be. (fuk u malenia 🥲) Then I play SH2:R. Combat difficulty? ✨easy🙆‍♂️ Puzzle difficulty? 👹H̸A̵R̵D̴👹

For today's ramble: After a wild 3 months of ✨drama✨, I finally made it back to the gym on Wednesday I wasn't prepared for the DOMS that would hit my lower back afterwards. Absolutely debilitating I'm fine now, but it's very humbling seeing a bunch of kids run past you while you can barely move 😁

Woah, suddenly I'm at 600 followers here! No idea how, when and why, but hello to you all! I hope you enjoy my eclectic mix of every day rambles, occasional code talk and trying to do better every day!

Wow, between local politics, global politics, personal tragedy and being in the middle of moving this January has certainly been.. a lot. I'd like off of Mr Bones wild ride now, please!

More cute feel-good content for today: I digitally preserved the love notes my wife wrote for me 9 years ago before she flew back home to the Philippines. I've carefully kept them stored physically until now, but if anything should happen to them I would be devastated. Not anymore!

A pile of notes, most of them folded as paper planesA single paper note being held in hand, showing a close up of the paper plane shapeA little note reading:

"I love all your quirks including your weird ones *ahem* chewing sounds *ahem*

I love you Bubu!

4 Sept 2016"

My wife snapped a spontaneous picture while we were clearing out parts of our bedroom yesterday. I think we're done with family pictures now. This is it. It doesn't get better. 🤭

A picture of a mirror. In the reflection you can see from back to front: Me, kneeling behind my wife in a green jacket and beige pants. My wife, sitting on the floor cross-legged wearing a white t-shirt and blue pyjama pants. On my wife's lap is our pug, comfortable resting and looking at the mirror slightly confused

Welcome back to questionable cuisine with Richard! Did you know that you can take your favorite Nesquik milk mix (Strawberry 'quik, Banana 'quik) and mix it into plain yogurt? 2-3 spoons per one cup of plain yogurt will give you instant flavored yogurt!

So we will be moving to a new apartment soon. I'm terribly excited at the prospect of having a garden and a bath tub. However, I cannot overstate how much I hate the actual process of moving. Oh my god. 😫

One of my absolute favorite things about doing business in Austria is that sometimes people here try to put on their best, most formal German. And then they accidentally slip and a few little Austriacisms come through. Somehow it humanizes the interaction. 😁