one year ago today my debut novel was published. i wrote SKSG during a very dark period of my life, and it couldn’t be more meaningful to have this book—with a queer, sober main character—be the one that created all the good shit in my life right now. it's EVERYTHING. happy birthday, SKSG!
Saratoga (they/them) 🔪
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USA Today Bestselling author of SERIAL KILLER SUPPORT GROUP, TRAD WIFE, THE LAST TIME WE DROWNED & A THOUSAND MONSTROUS FORMS 🖤 rep: Amy Giuffrida
EXCUSE ME!!!!! TRAD WIFE is an instant USA Today Bestseller! i am now a USA Today Bestselling author. my birthday is friday and this is literally the best birthday present i could have ever asked for. thank you SO MUCH to everyone who supported and loved on this book. i am so, so grateful.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY UNHINGED, GROSS, FERAL HORROR NOVEL: TRAD WIFE!!! i love you, sweetheart. have fun out there. 😈
the Publishing for Minnesota auction is live now until tomorrow at 11:45pm! i've donated signed, hardcover copies of SERIAL KILLER SUPPORT GROUP and TRAD WIFE that you can bid on here: www.32auctions.com/organization... i will also match the winning bid up to $100 with my own additional donation.
after seeing a suggestion online to do so, i made a links landing page on my website and got rid of my ⛓🌳 and WHY WAS I NOT DOING THIS TO BEGIN WITH?? now all the clicks i get go to MY page to boost MY traffic. not a third party's. it also took like 20 min tops. highly recommend.
take care of yourself. i've been incredibly ill all weekend and that's not unrelated to the stress caused by the state of the country. if your nervous system is a wreck and your immune system is broken down by severe anxiety, you're gonna get sick easily. hydrate. rest. take time offline.
i can't believe TRAD WIFE comes out in a month!! i can't wait for people to read this body horror about a tradwife influencer who has a demonic baby. 😈
i swear nothing regulates me more than hearing the main theme from Spirited Away. my shoulders drop a whole two inches away from my ears when i hear those opening notes.
in the past 5 months my books have been featured in People, Cosmo, and Glamour. it's times like these when i like to send a little "keep going" message to my past self. they would be so excited to see where we ended up. 🥹
seeing my debut on the "bookseller favorites" shelf of the B&N i spent countless hours in as a child (and next to some of the writers who inspired me) is a giant pinch-me moment wow. 🥹😭
whenever i draft, there's always ONE stupid filler word i get obsessed with and use 400x. "just," "little," "now," "of course," etc. i train myself out of using one and another pops back up!! drives me nuts.
me revising a manuscript: "this is very bad" me 30 seconds after: "this is The Best Thing Ever Written." me two pages later: "WHY DID I USE THE WORD 'JUST' SIX TIMES IN ONE SENTENCE"
this year?!?!? i debuted in March, went on to sell an additional three novels, and wrote two more books + a short story. no wonder i am exhausted (but grateful).
THIS IS NOT A DRILL I GOT THE INDIE BROOKLYN BOOKSTORE CALENDAR FOR CHRISTMAS 😍🤩
i don't want insignificant end-of-the-year discounts and cutesy "happy holidays" graphics. if companies want my money they should stop jamming AI powered crap down my throat every second. 🤷
TRAD WIFE hit 10k adds on goodreads, so thank you to everyone who has already gotten excited about this femgore horror featuring a tradwife influencer who has a demon baby 🥹 🖤
🚨 CALLING ALL READERS 🚨 ...who are craving a meta, tongue-in-cheek locked room thriller about a bookstagrammer who gets up close and personal with the dark side of social media when she's trapped on a luxury yacht by a hurricane. coming june 2, 2026
the algorithm loves to suppress a GR giveaway, but I’m letting you know about it anyway! You can get a physical copy of my upcoming horror TRAD WIFE from now until Dec. 21 on Goodreads: www.goodreads.com/book/show/23...
Trad Wife
A ‘traditional wife’ influencer allows a demonic creatu…
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i fully believe that writing your dedication and acknowledgments are about a thousand times harder than actually writing the damn book.
so excited to reveal the cover of my thriller THE LAST TIME WE DROWNED, coming this June!! TLTWD is perfect for those who are looking for: 👯toxic friendships 🌊 locked room (or rather, locked yacht) 🛥 luxury turned terrifying 👻 a haunting?? ✍️ book within a book 📱 cutthroat social media 🌈 queer MC
Cosmopolitan has revealed the cover (and the first chapter!) of my upcoming psychological thriller THE LAST TIME WE DROWNED and trust me, you want to see this one 🌊 😍 www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainmen...
i went from drafting something new to jumping into dev edits to slipping into revisions for *something* to diving headfirst into pass pages. there have been absolutely no breathers this season & it's because exciting things are coming in 2026. 👀
if IG says that i joined "meta AI" NO I TF DIDN'T. also how is that allowed? just blatantly lying about user profiles to try to lure people into joining this stupid thing no one asked for?
i literally did not give 2 shits about awards, lists, or prizes until i saw how much weight everyone *else* places on awards, lists, and prizes. and that's a great example of how social media can do writers a disservice. my dream CAME TRUE! i will celebrate that, regardless of external validation
celebrate the holiday season with a book about lots of murder where the MC pretends to be a female serial killer nicknamed Mistletoe. it will get you RIGHT into that holiday spirit. 🔪 🚨 SKSG is a kindle daily deal today ONLY 🚨
two things that have constantly happened to me since becoming a published author: - my name being misspelled - being misgendered please y'all, this info is readily available. i understand mistakes, but if you're a journalist or reviewer or industry professional just take the extra 2 sec to check
the UK cover of my fucked up body horror about a tradwife influencer who has a demonic, hungry baby is SO COOL. and relevant. if you read the book, you'll see i have some *thoughts* about social media's relationship with the rise of tradwife culture. 👀
look if you're picking up a book called SERIAL KILLER SUPPORT GROUP and then tagging me to complain it's "unrealistic," i kinda feel like that's on you. the title makes it very clear what you're getting into lol.
happy birthday to the UK edition of my debut novel, which comes out today! (with a badass new cover 😍) bedfordsquarepublishers.co.uk/book/serial-...