Saratoga (they/them) 🔪

@saratogaishere.bsky.social

USA Today Bestselling author of SERIAL KILLER SUPPORT GROUP, TRAD WIFE, THE LAST TIME WE DROWNED & A THOUSAND MONSTROUS FORMS 🖤 rep: Amy Giuffrida

one year ago today my debut novel was published. i wrote SKSG during a very dark period of my life, and it couldn’t be more meaningful to have this book—with a queer, sober main character—be the one that created all the good shit in my life right now. it's EVERYTHING. happy birthday, SKSG!

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EXCUSE ME!!!!! TRAD WIFE is an instant USA Today Bestseller! i am now a USA Today Bestselling author. my birthday is friday and this is literally the best birthday present i could have ever asked for. thank you SO MUCH to everyone who supported and loved on this book. i am so, so grateful.

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after seeing a suggestion online to do so, i made a links landing page on my website and got rid of my ⛓🌳 and WHY WAS I NOT DOING THIS TO BEGIN WITH?? now all the clicks i get go to MY page to boost MY traffic. not a third party's. it also took like 20 min tops. highly recommend.

take care of yourself. i've been incredibly ill all weekend and that's not unrelated to the stress caused by the state of the country. if your nervous system is a wreck and your immune system is broken down by severe anxiety, you're gonna get sick easily. hydrate. rest. take time offline.

🚨 CALLING ALL READERS 🚨 ...who are craving a meta, tongue-in-cheek locked room thriller about a bookstagrammer who gets up close and personal with the dark side of social media when she's trapped on a luxury yacht by a hurricane. coming june 2, 2026

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so excited to reveal the cover of my thriller THE LAST TIME WE DROWNED, coming this June!! TLTWD is perfect for those who are looking for: 👯toxic friendships 🌊 locked room (or rather, locked yacht) 🛥 luxury turned terrifying 👻 a haunting?? ✍️ book within a book 📱 cutthroat social media 🌈 queer MC

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i went from drafting something new to jumping into dev edits to slipping into revisions for *something* to diving headfirst into pass pages. there have been absolutely no breathers this season & it's because exciting things are coming in 2026. 👀

i literally did not give 2 shits about awards, lists, or prizes until i saw how much weight everyone *else* places on awards, lists, and prizes. and that's a great example of how social media can do writers a disservice. my dream CAME TRUE! i will celebrate that, regardless of external validation

two things that have constantly happened to me since becoming a published author: - my name being misspelled - being misgendered please y'all, this info is readily available. i understand mistakes, but if you're a journalist or reviewer or industry professional just take the extra 2 sec to check

the UK cover of my fucked up body horror about a tradwife influencer who has a demonic, hungry baby is SO COOL. and relevant. if you read the book, you'll see i have some *thoughts* about social media's relationship with the rise of tradwife culture. 👀

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