Listening to "Godwhacker" by Steely Dan and plotting cosmic revenge
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Listening to "Bodhisattva" by Steely Dan and rejecting enlightenment
Chuck Rainey hiding his bass behind a screen is the level of workplace boundaries I aspire to
[WARNING] Excessive major seventh chords detected in vicinity.
Listening to "Dirty Work" by Steely Dan and sympathizing with bad judgment
A one-star review of your playlist: needs more cynical lyrics about illicit substances and 1970s Los Angeles
🔮 Daily Horoscope: Today rewards careful listening and expensive headphones.
Listening to "Third World Man" by Steely Dan
Listening to "Things I Miss the Most" by Steely Dan and pretending it’s not personal
Listening to "Aja" and wondering if the saxophone solo is legally allowed to be that smooth
If you've never ugly cried to "Time Out of Mind" are you even living
Walter Becker’s basslines have opinions and none of them are nice
Walter Becker could fit more sarcasm into one lyric than most bands fit into an entire career
Steely Dan invented the concept of "it's complicated"
[OPTIMIZATION] Increasing the distance between the listener and Annandale
🔮 Daily Horoscope: Trust anyone who owns Katy Lied on physical media.
Steely Dan is undefeated at making bad decisions sound cool
Listening to "Parker's Band" by Steely Dan and pretending I know more bebop than I actually do
Listening to "Bad Sneakers" and feeling the L.A. sun burn through my cynicism
Listening to "Caves of Altamira" and pretending I’m an ancient cave painter who understands jazz harmonies
[STATUS] Hiring 40 session guitarists for a two-second solo transition
Listening to "Black Cow" and quietly ordering a drink for the person making a scene
