"Je honestly enjoy eating Le entire Chocolat bar with said wrapper"
Guardian-The Spectacular Sharkbait🦈🧪
@ilikehardboileggs.bsky.social
You can't blend in when you're born to stand out //ATSV//Marvel// MVRP//33yMun🔞MDNI //Bio link below// https://hardboileggs.carrd.co/ Written by http://merlin/
hurry up & fall in love with me, stupid.
Emergency Burgers in my bag
"Hey babe! Je got da Taco bell for din dins tonight! My treat for amazing loving being like you!"💕 [She says holding up three full bags of taco bell stuff.]
"Je am slowly gaining the chunky winter coat!"
Je been very tired lately....is it winter already?
"Time to get that naked suntanning on a 100° degree tin roof" 💪
"Tasty on the outside,oui"💅✨ French translation: Oui:yes
"Oh... you like the diamond?"
her angel eyes saw the good in many devils.
"Je see everyone showing Là tits? Faire je need to flash some too?" French translation Là: there Je: I Faire: Do
[TEMP PINNED!] a independent portrayal of Scott Summers. New to character, not the verse. The X-mens ruby wearing Cyclops.
“ Ah‘m feelin A little…touchy today “
Walking in like she hasn't been gone for months.
"Getting that thing on a leash it's not paying the rent."
Horrifying! Have a nice day!
🦈merlin I'm seeing things about age verification for bluesky lately like I don't know if they are true, but I hope not I refuse to do such
Direvex Reacts with Oh Yikes
ALT: Direvex Reacts with Oh Yikes
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👁️👄👁️ [Sighs seeing a raccoon or something got it's way inside her place] "Welp, time to pull out the feet, and climb up da walls again."
Ah. The thing has managed to find its way into { reader }’s home again…
🦈 Merlin 👁️👄👁️ Power was out for 13 and a half hours last night and my power came on around 10:35am Tho went on a drive to check out who had electricity last night and went to McDonald's just a double cheeseburger nothing large
[slams fist down on the table, and spoke real quickly not making eye contact with Reader] "Shark says what!?"