Pyrion Flax

@pyrionflax.yogscast.com

For, in the fatness of these pursy times, Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg. 🏳️‍⚧️

you know what's a really decent action movie? Mosul. 2019 film, currently on netflix UK. genuinely decent. clearly didn't do well because it wasn't in english and didn't fit the bill of what people expected from a war in that region

Reacher is such a hilariously badly written show that after a while lines like "whole town's wound tighter than jungle gym screws" just roll off you and you just stop noticing....but I notice. I notice every bad line. It's a curse

bands tour off the back of their album....what they SHOULD do, is tour and THEN release and album of the best live performances of that tour. the live performances are ALWAYS better, and we're seeing you on tour - we're already invested

saw an old lad at one of those defibrillator booths and asked if he was ok. he asked why I would wonder that. I said because he was at a defib booth. he told me he was charging his phone and flipped me off.

mosquitoes are the most prolific thieves in the world, they literally steal your BLOOD and we just carry on like that's normal?!?! why aren't the police doing anyhting? lock these fcufckers up. LOCK THEM UP. LOCK THEM UP. LOCK THEM UP.

if anyone recommends the new master of the universe movie, which cost $170M to make, tell them that you will destroy not only their future, but their past. You will erase all evidence they or their ancestors ever existed. they will become and un-person. speaking their name is punishable by death

content ideas: 1. average people chill out and enjoy foods and don't argue about which one is "the best" 2. normal, regular folks watch a movie and don't talk and then at the end agree to meet next week to do something again 3. run-of-the-mill parents complain gently about the weather

hi we just sent you an unsolicited email! about some crap! you don't want any of it! hi just a follow up here....how do you rate our unsolicited piece of shit email out of 5? did you like our shitty awful terrible email? what about that last follow up asking you to rate the first email? 5/5?

again we score and shit ourselves that we might lose. bring on a dozen defenders and try to just cling on. that's not what winners do. gutless. deserved to go out as devastated as I am I cannot claim otherwise.