anyways I'm going out for cigarettes I'll be back soon kids

going to start saying "neopussy" as a compliment in place of how people use "cunt" thanks to oomf

i give so much wisdom to everyone around me

squids@squids.bsky.social · 13h ago

my experience living with a cis lesbian chaser gives me a unique perspective on this discourse

BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all

my experience living with a cis lesbian chaser gives me a unique perspective on this discourse

I'm the one making women get new vaginas, I get paid by big pussy to promote it

sole contribution to the discourse around trans women and genitals that occurred after the halimede article

took a picture in the mirror to remind myself where to part my hair (I never part it that way)

being a cis woman is hard work, I should know

can't have this timeline I'm trying to watch my shows

They think me mad

i hope she gets well soon

surgery top and surgery bottom

I'm so so tired I feel like I'm using all my energy to keep my atoms together

maybe I'm too obsessed with making changes but I just want things to be easier

went to get weed in my wheelchair and almost went over a curb without a ramp on the way. luckily I have a unlicensed service dog so I didn't topple over into the street and get run over by cars.

this is how melon can still win

the left needs to seriously engage with the fact I'm very pretty and should be happy all the time

i wanna be happy so bad !

women can do anything including rot in bed unintentially isolating from everyone due to exhaustion

why does this actually go so hard LMFAO

"Lugia...? Sorry, pal. No one calls me that, anymore. It's SHOE-gia now!" #pokemon #art

🔶Ethan Does a Thing🔶 | COMMS CLOSED@ebdrawsstuff.bsky.social · 6d ago

why does this actually go so hard LMFAO

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this app runs worse than i do (im an ambulatory wheelchair user)

going thru the mydialect quiz and inventing the coolest sounding person

fundamentally I believe most ttrpgs are meant to be played but can't help but see them as objects of some different kind of play. where the game is that I imagine playing them or prepare for a game that may never be.

girlfriendcore, apparently

hazel marie@dykeworship.bsky.social · 2mo ago

one of my normal at home outfits was described by my partner as very girlfriendcore

good morning friend

we're staying in tonight girls

service animal saved me once again from going over a curb without a ramp and getting run over by cars. got treats.