Yes, I did just get glorious new pj pants but... like... the pants that I've had since 6th grade still work even though they have more holes than an IKEA desk pre-construction and are thinner than paper. They are still usable!! Your logic is sound but my stubbornness is very loud.

Gender envy for me is so interesting because it's so contradicting. If I see a male presenter that my brain thinks is *goals*, then I will want nothing more than to steal their skin and live it it. On the other hand, if I see a female presenter that my brain thinks in *goals*, then I will feel […]

Anytime I read a news headline I think two things. First off, oh fuck what *now*, and second, fucking *what* now?? At this point the chance of me crapping my pants in fear is lower than the chance of me crapping my pants because of the damn parasites 🙄

Journal Entry: Y'all ever work so hard to be known for your amazing work ethics and ability to lock tf in only to become the "they threw the hacky sack on the roof of the awning instead of the cornhole" guy at the office bbq? Cause I did. I love my coworkers :D

Journal Entry: Gummigoo and Gangle are on their way to #tadc today! Can't wait for this adventure!!

Happy Pride to the following types of people: - those who do - those who don't - those who are confused but getting there slowly - those who choose to partake periodically - those who only do it with their buddies - those who only do it in public - those who are tired but persist anyways May […]

Thumbs up babyyyy 👎👎

Adventure is nearing it's close. Time to go home and watch Project Hail Mary for the 3rd time because I have fallen in love with the relationship of a man in his 30s and his gender-noncomforming rock friend. The hyperfixation is very present and I'm not ashamed. I have so many theories but I […]

In lighter news, for those who take the time to visit the 4th Plain and General Anderson area, y'all should check out ReTails. It's like Goodwill but cheaper and their proceeds go to local shelters. They even let animals in while you shop. I cannot suggest it enough. I just got out of there with […]

"Oh! All the busses and vines in the area are displaying 'Our 🤍s with Longview' and have periodic hearts on their number displays. I wonder why..." *checks phone* "...oh-" https://www.opb.org/article/2026/05/29/longview-9th-person-confirmed-dead-paper-mill/

9th person confirmed dead in Longview paper mill disaster

Officials are working to limit environmental damage and anticipate a prolonged investigation into the cause of the tragedy.

opb.org

I don't care that these aren't my cats. Pumpkin (orange cat with white mits), Cocoa (white cat with black spots), and Patches (calico) are now Boots, Oreo, and Selina 2 >:3

Rare aesthetic: serving cuteness from your bedroom while working your 9-5 customer service job. Nobody can see me except my folks. That's the point. Have a slay day ✨️

For some reason I feel strangely visible today... hmm.... #transdayofvisibility

The best workout: having your cat rest on you while you think about the gym

Happy St Patty's day! Starting off the day strong by forgetting that it was today and wearing a normal outfit devoid of green like a shlub. My Irish ancestors are collectively sighing. I have protection from pinches dw. My work lanyard is green. I'll just wear it around like a crucifix :/

Aaaaand part 2 of Harley only being loving when I need to switch over the laundry...

On this exact day 6 years ago (3/13/20), middle school me got the ✨️absolutely amazing news✨️ of an extended spring break starting on Monday :D "Oh man! More time to relax!! This is great! And then after it's done, I can see my friends again!!" I think I could write a novel on what happened […]

I guess we are playing the "I know I was just on you but can I walk on you and nudge you again??" game tonight, huh Ivy?-

Sometimes I like to think about what having a partner would be like and how that feels And then I remember that people my age suck

When the cat that hates everyone wants to cuddle on your lap while you crochet on your bed, you can't exactly say no. This is my life now... I have stuff to switch over to the dryer...

Sometimes you need to do some contact weeding. Totes healthy! And sometimes you need to flatline a dying friendship and think of Paramore to cement the celebration. 🎶some of us gotta grow up sometime🎶

I might post some new #crochet projects this year. Who'd be down to see it? Here's some I've made last year (click on the image for a description: