Card game nerd twink keeps insisting he isn't gay, even though we just had anal sex. Keeps saying "gay sex doesn't cause ejaculation, prostate-based actions do".

The switch online music app finally added what was most needed.

Dude you shouldn't use the same password across multiple sites. I just logged into your socials. I added "🏳️‍⚧️ HRT since 23 OCT 2022 🏳️‍⚧️" into your bio. Look, four years of hormones are growing your body all girlshaped lmao. Get a password manager so strangers can't freely edit your sexuality.

Getting back at my wife for stealing my hoodie and sitting in it all day by getting fucked by men in her wedding dress.

I appreciate people putting their ages in their bios so I know they're adults. That said, these fuck me up if I think too hard about them. I don't like realizing the 19 year old trans dog girl grew up with Undertale, a Nintendo Switch, and Covid.

Making sure there's a heart shaped hole in the seat of each of my maid femboys' panties so when they bend over I can look at their massive asses overflowing out of their underwear.

They're calling it mankind's fattest ass

Omnipotent nerd goddess stuck in the mid-2000s reminding everyone "lmao there are no girls on the internet". Turns all women online into fat assed femme twinks.

It feels like I've had them my whole life, but it's somehow only been a year since we got the ultimate forcefem brat correction couple.

Hey dude. The fellas and I are trying to keep our interactions as ungay as possible. We don't want to be around dicks at all. Please step into the machine that gives you a featureless doll crotch.

Big boobs and transformation forever ok?

Been thinking about butts

The touching story of a traditionally attractive woman going back into her shell and becoming a pervert nerd with huge thick-rim glasses jerking off at her computer all day.

Woman desperately begging to give you paizuri before her huge sensitive tits get somehow even bigger.

Guess Babs found a use for those balloons after all

"I only read SexTheHex because he's funny, not because it gets me horny" is maybe the most a real human being has ever sounded like a SexTheHex-style straight boy.

SexTheHex@sexthehex.bsky.social · last mo.

Interesting variant of reader materializing. I am happy you enjoy my writing in some capacity. I will always treat my hornyposting here like a seatwarming exercise and my stories as the main event. But I guess go right ahead if you just only want to eat unlimited breadsticks.

A jirachi with a sizable butt

Going from SexTheHex to FuckHeHex to set the world record for Most Lateral Move Of All Time.

MabusTheDark - Space Bean 🏳️‍⚧🪴@mabusthedark.bsky.social · last mo.

FucksTheDark / Fucks Is this really that different? XD

boys cum the hardest from shopping

Walking down the road like it's a catwalk, showing off this fine designer messenger bag.... aaaand not much else! Some great developments this week! Come read our progress report and maybe help support our game if you're interested! www.patreon.com/birthdaysuit... subscribestar.adult/mynakedlife

Every time I get my motivation back life finds a way to fuck me directly in the ass >:(

"What's with my avatar? I don't want to look at a dude's ass the whole game lmao" "Whats with the cosplay? I don't want to look at a dude's ass after every convention photo lmao" "What's with the meds? I don't want to sit on a dude's ass every time I use a chair lmao"

I am not a lonely person. I do not really feel loneliness or isolation in a way I have seen people describe it. But trying to find porn you figure *has* to exist in the big wide world of the internet and then seeing yourself as the only source makes me feel like an atom.

Dude the devs left in a boob hitbox for your character? It's so huge and easy to hit bro. They patching something in?

Heavy Lifting

At some point, people on discord just started calling me boss. I pushed back at first but now I'm stuck with it. I now reign over both domains of the word goon.

Boys with butts that clap when they walk periodically stopping to jerk off. The sounds of their own asses are too arousing to hold back for long.

You gotta let this stuff out, dude! Seriously, you need to let out your horny for this fictional character. Your need to fuck her is building up so bad, you're starting to turn into her. Like, I can see your ass growing in real time, bro. Start being honest before you start squatting.

Gamer boys are merciless. "It's too big! How is this dildo for new-" "SKILL ISSUE." *Annihilates his own asshole*