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Lidl GB

@lidlgb.bsky.social

The actual official Lidl GB. We're big on fresh food, a banging Bakery, Middle of Lidl surprises and, of course, puns. For customer care, please head to: https://customer-service.lidl.co.uk/SelfServiceUK

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Lidl GB @lidlgb.bsky.social · last yr.

What’s as flaky as a croissant? We’ll go first: the weather

Lidl GB @lidlgb.bsky.social · last yr.

You: “I’m going to do the big shop, try a new recipe, and organise the fridge” Also you:

A cartoon illustration of a person sleeping in bed, lying on their side with their mouth open and face pressed against a purple pillow. Their arm is stretched out across the bed, and they appear to be in a deep sleep.

Lidl GB @lidlgb.bsky.social · last yr.

Oh how times have changed

Cartoon showing parents at 22 planning marriage and kids, while at 22 today, a man says "I love you" to a croissant.

Lidl GB @lidlgb.bsky.social · last yr.

✨🪞✨🪞✨🪞✨🪞✨🪞✨ ✨🪞✨Manifesting a ✨🪞✨ ✨🪞✨sweet treat for you ✨ ✨🪞✨🪞✨🪞✨🪞✨🪞✨

Lidl GB @lidlgb.bsky.social · last yr.

Busy day

A humorous calendar or planner screenshot with two events.

At 13:00: "Eat croissant 🥐"

At 13:20: "Sweep up crumbs 🧹"
The entries are shown in a blue highlight, making the schedule look like a serious agenda for the day.

Lidl GB @lidlgb.bsky.social · last yr.

The circle of life ❤️

A circular flow chart meme humorously describing a typical trip to Lidl. It starts with "go to Lidl for milk and teabags", followed by "get distracted", then "leave with a greenhouse, a chocolate unicorn and 3 toffee yum yums", and finally "still need milk and teabags", which loops back to the beginning.