Tessera

Alright, that's a hard situation in more ways than one..

You're right, he wouldn't. Even if his choices weren't always right.. he'd go through hell for us. Fine.. but he's not Joker. That's a Joker trained by BATMAN. That's a Joker smarter than all of us combined.

There's at least 3 normal Tims, man..

Tim 'n Bart. Get it together, me.

Dude..

You need to get rid of that..

THE HELL IS THAT

I'm calling Prime to come get you.

You must be the asshole variant.. from Earth-666

Wouldnt you like to know.

I have two boyfriends so clearly I win this.

No shot.

I'm you but sexier.

Pie — uh. Ma's pies. I could REALLY go for one. They're like baked by angels and blessed by the apple god himself for maximum flavor. Mm. Pie.

ᯓ✮ ࣪ 𝐊𝐨𝐧-𝘌𝘓 ༘⋆@clonewitha-k.bsky.social · 3d ago

That one Py's..? Or?

ᯓ✮ ࣪ 𝐊𝐨𝐧-𝘌𝘓 ༘⋆@clonewitha-k.bsky.social · 3d ago

❝ ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. . .𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 ᴛʜᴇ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝘐’𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖.ᐟ ❞

BART ALLEN@impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 2w ago

A smile pulled at his lips where Bart would frown the instance the connection was severed — It was almost unbearable to see that look on his face, leaving Kon to plant one more kiss at his cheek. "A movie? You actually gonna sit through a movie? Or are we gonna get five minutes in and then ++

The improvised shelter would have made him giggle if it weren't for the kiss, that soft, sweet kiss that helped clear away all the complicated things bubbling inside his chest. It was so easy to stop feeling so strange when Kon was close. And then he pulled away, and Bart couldn’t help but frown +

BART ALLEN@impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 2w ago

With a smile on his face, he'd cup Bart's own with a single hand, lifting the towel from atop his head — & shuffling his way beneath it, so both were hidden away within it. Not that there had been any prying eyes, but shielded away, Kon would give him a kiss. It was chaste, soft, & lingered ++

Bart nodded a bit, resisting the urge to start playing with it. The curiosity about the result was a bit stronger than the impulse to toy with it. ❝ Thanks... ❞

BART ALLEN@impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 2w ago

"I picked up a few things here and there." Fingers lathered in the leave in conditioner brush through Bart's unkept locks of hair, muttering to himself as he carefully scrunched them in an upward motion, assisting the curls with their formation. "Always gotta look my best, but sometimes ++

"And how was I supposed to know that?" was a thought that had crossed his mind a few times now. But this was a bit too much fun for him to start feeling down about not knowing things about himself that SHOULD be obvious. Well, obvious to most people at least. But he wasn’t most people. +

—— 𝐉.𝐉 @punny-business.bsky.social · 2w ago

—— 𝐉.𝐉@punny-business.bsky.social · 2w ago

𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘴𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶? 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘴𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶? 𝘈 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰. . .

A playful roll of his eyes, Bart always did have some comment he couldn't never expect — A pain in some ways & his favorite in others. "You know I could always just waterboard you at any time." Kon replied — a smirk following his empty threat as he fully rinsed the speedster's hair. ++

❝ You're taller than me, up is the only way I can kiss, ❞ he joked before getting his head under the water. Turns out there is a way to make him stop talking. He listened to the instructions, nodding along very slightly. He'd need to remind himself, at this point shaking his head dry was an +

"I do what I can." Kon replied with a tone of cockiness, his smile stretched ear to ear at the compliment he recieved with a chuckle. "Kiss up." He'd add, letting his fingers work through Bart's hair until he were properly lathered up with soap bubbles. "Hmm..Alright." ++

❝ You'd still be the hotter and more presentable Superboy if we switched routines, ❞ Bart had accepted fairly quickly that he really knew nothing about his own hair. He leaned his head back a little bit, enjoying how it felt to have Kon's fingers massaging his scalp— ❝ Hey! I washed it +

"I have everything necessary to keep me looking hot and presentable as the cooler Superboy running around. Well, besides Clark — young Clark. Prime, though?" He'd pretend to spit before pushing foul thoughts away in turn for his focus to shift to Bart. "All this? Huge difference, trust." ++

Bart was about to say that made no sense because his hair was just like his mom's... And then he thought about Jenni's hairstyle and his brief runs through the century and realised something: her hair might just be a fashion choice. Like the weird choices you could see in pictures from the 80s. +

"It's not—" Kon finally released him, working with the shower to get the water running. Dipping his hand under the running faucet, he'd do a quick temperature check before switching on the shower head. "Unruly. You're treating your hair like it's straight and simple because you lived with ++

Bart had accepted his fate as a mix of ragdoll and one of those weird busts of barbie dolls kids used to play hairdresser with. He let Kon drag him, still confused by the whole thing. He had no clue what he meant by any of that... he was doing as he was taught? ❝ TLC is the makeovers one. ❞ +

"Admittedly — Me neither, BUT there's a time and place. You're not even aware how bad this is, there's no way I could even consider any other reason for you to strip. Now—!" Bart in his hold, now mostly undressed — Kon gave a nod of his approval before he began ushering the other away. ++

❝ That is not how I thought you'd ask that. ❞ If he didn’t joke about it, he would have to deal with the way the question made him feel. Which was weird because Bart had never been particularly shy. Still, he zapped from under Kon's fingers and came back wearing only his swimming trunks before +

𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘮𝘛𝘢𝘮☕️@tim-squared.bsky.social · 3w ago

I'd like to see you try, Rob.

I’ll find a way to cut your hair.

A deep, prolonged exhaled drawn in through the man's nose while hands would slip to Bart's shoulders. "Bart.." There's almost exhaustion to his tone. "Take off your clothes."

Uh... I shake my hair to get the water off or use the dryer. It kind of depends on how willing I am to deal with that annoying sound. And then I brush it. You know, what everyone does? Except for the speed thing, obviously. [ He really couldn't see what Kon was getting at. ] It's what they told +

𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘮𝘛𝘢𝘮☕️@tim-squared.bsky.social · 3w ago

I know a guy.

How do you have this.

[ Her fingers wove gently through his locks with a partial groan — pinpointing the exact problem before even Bart himself could figure it out. It, of course, made sense. ] Bart, walk me through your routine, babe. Like after a shower?

[ He let his head fall to the side in a mix of comfort and curiosity. Sometimes Bart moved like he learnt how to express himself from a cartoon... because he kind of did. ] What do you mean? It’s not like I'm using 3 in 1, I have some self-respect!

[ Two hands brush through the mess of hair atop Bart's head, Kon's eyes narrowing as if to examine it closely. ] That's probably because you're not taking care of your hair the way it's meant to. Product, Imp. This? It needs product. You know that, right? It's important to me that you know that.