Liz Shipton

@lizshiptonauthor.bsky.social

Author of Dot Slash Magic, The Thalassic Series, and Mother & Slaughter linktr.ee/lizshipton

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

President PeePee and Deputy Ding Dong are staffing the Department of Government Edglords with “big-balled” 19-year-olds and hiring lumberjacks into transportation… which would be super hot, except that lumberjacks and 19-year-olds don’t know how to RUN A GOVERNMENT NOW, DO THEY???

PresidentPeePee has now officially authorized Deputy DingDong to enshittify the government, just like he did with Twitter. It’s “paint me like one of your French girls” except instead of painting, it’s running the country into the ground. I think we should call it “entwittifying.” #doge