Adriano Caporusso
@adricaporusso.bsky.social
Writer for BitesizeBreakdown | Critic/Awards Guesser | HCA Member | I make-a da YouTubes as well | idk, maybe I’ll actually use this platform https://youtube.com/@adrianocaporusso?si=aoUTITWfnosI3h6p |
I don’t know why people are flocking back here, I guess I missed something
Captain America Brave New World is stinky lol hey what’s up Blue Sky how’s it going?
As hypnotic as Timothée Chalamet's performance is, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN is a disengaging best-of album that insists on the importance of Bob Dylan's music while having no clue why. I get the enigmatic approach, but it's otherwise too bland to work. Follow @bitesizebreakdown.bsky.social for more.
SEPTEMBER 5 is a well-executed thriller that has good pacing and great performances. That said, in terms of the morally compromised approach to its characters, the film never got to any strong conclusion and just ended up feeling like bullshit. Follow @bitesizebreakdown.bsky.social for more.
It’s kind of crazy how I feel absolutely nothing with MOANA 2. The story is perfectly serviceable, but it feels like a retread of the first one so much, minus the emotional angle and now featuring pretty lazy jokes. This is just very forgettable. Follow @bitesizebreakdown.bsky.social for more.
Y2K feels like the first draft of something that could’ve been hysterical, but it wound up being a sloppy and chuckle at best shitshow that’s devoid of life or anyone to root for, and in the end, just devolves into incoherent, unfunny nonsense. Follow @bitesizebreakdown.bsky.social for more.
Spider-Man #NoWayHome spoilers: . . . . . . . . . . . . . I still can’t believe Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. Shaken to my core to this very day
Cory Michael Smith should be nominated for Saturday Night
Not really into boxing but like, if Jake Paul wins it’s staged right? Like… it’s Mike fucking Tyson
Something interesting for all you Denis deniers is that Denis Villeneuve is the only contender for Best Director who’s been nominated before (in Best Director). Unless you wanna make an argument for Ridley Scott or Jason Reitman who are, to put gently, not likely
Rewatched A Real Pain and I loved it even more. Jesse Eisenberg deserves more attention than he’s getting for his performance
Just a reminder that Better Man is another standard musical biopic except he’s a monkey. Don’t fucking fall for it
