Good. I have zero problem with this. She saved literal lives, fed the hungry, and helped kids read. Plus her songs bang on the jukebox. people.com/flags-will-f...

Flags Will Fly at Half-Staff for Dolly Parton Longer Than They Did for Pope Francis, Charlie Kirk and Lindsey Graham

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Cottage cheese sucks

so jelly i didnt come up with this post

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Ok fine my turn: Col Sanders (Hes already murdered someone), Kool-Aid Man (Can break through walls), The Noid (invents things), and Jack in the Box (tell me thats not evil in his soul).

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Things aren't great, let's have some fun

There's nothing I love more than the Onion growing into it's full power. I remember the days when the headline was "IL governor changes title to Sexecutioner" and that's a legacy to live up to

InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 2mo ago

GAME OVER for the Deep State? Tonight's EMERGENCY blows the Alex Jones case WIDE OPEN. Tune in everywhere tonight, 8p ET. https://bit.ly/4b8m3Pu

Time to login for my shift at the hater factory

Trent Reznor goes to his Trig class: Sine Inch Snails

visi stark@invisig0th.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Trent Reznor founds a genetically modified escargot startup: Nine Inch Snails

The height of civilization. Dont @ me about it. The fact this coexisted with mix tapes really proves the best days are behind us. I'd trade al the AI to have these two back.

In Medias Malone@professormusgrave.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Look what they took from you.

Gotta respect the hustle--dude lied on his resume 3x, worked in gov for 20 yrs then stole 300 gold bars, 30+ luxury watches, and millions in cash. When busted he said "these are for work expenses". Play on Player. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

Former CIA officer accused of stealing 300 gold bars, sources say

The longtime senior officer was also accused of lying about his background for nearly two decades, according to court documents.

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My fave part in LOTR is how everyone is terrified of the Ringwraiths except Farmer Maggot who basically told him to get off his porch

Holy shit

Im incapable of saying fettucine like an adult

My favorite part of blue sky is literally no one is paying attention to any of this and we’re just shouting into the universe lol

Over the last year we’ve been making more food from scratch just for fun and holy shit the health benefits are insane.

Time to get plane drunk. There’s no rules when you’re in the air.

I'd pay good money to be in Ring's marketing meetings today. How much of it must be "No one? No one saw the potential downside here? Huh"

Imagine being the North Korean hackers responsible for funding the regime by stealing crypto rn lol. Jokes on you reverse uno.

If you hate Linda Ronstadt then I hate you. Thems the rules.

You think you're going to outlast the people who CHOOSE to eat lutefisk? Hockey moms are just going to let go of grudges? laughed

Was raised in the ELCA church (iykyk) and lived up north in a few spots i'm certain a lot of folks have no idea what happens when these people commit. I had to go to potlucks w/ a 40-yr history "because". I knew a lady who made bulletins every week for 35 yrs without missing ONCE. Proud of them.

I’d be devastated if my friends didn’t pick me to be on their bank heist team. That’s how I evaluate relationships.

time to get drunk and make texas sheet cake

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Just saw Superman movie--incredible. 3 things jumped out of screen: Superdog is great bc he's more dog than super, Superman's parents (the real heroes) are relatable and not caricatures, and people love Superman bc he's trying, failing, trying again. Only Superman thing i've ever liked.

Literally no one thought of Johnny Cash as uncool. This is written by someone who forgot Johnny Cash was played on punk/alt stations when country ignored him.

Joe Uchill@joeuchill.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Hi. I was a music critic for more than a decade, before and after Johnny Cash’s death. This is some stupid nonsense.

This is amazing. "Some days you're leveling up, others you're back at square one. Both count"

Robin Bradford@tuphlos.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Happy Sunday. Have a snack. (Not me, a different snack.) 🤭

Being twenty feet from a bald eagle remains one of the coolest thing ever.

Apparently we "all" haven't stolen copper and its a "crime" no matter what. OK Boss