The moon is full, a storm is brewing, Stede realizes he might have even less control than his wolf when it comes to Ed. archiveofourown.org/works/900529...
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Pfp and banner by self-induljennt A little insane, a little chaotic, the horny half of Hingeless and Horny. 3.5 Million words and counting of gay pirates on A03 https://archiveofourown.org/users/KalansPhantom/works
The moon is full, a storm is brewing, Stede realizes he might have even less control than his wolf when it comes to Ed. archiveofourown.org/works/900529...
Next Friday I'm participating in an ambassador wolf meet and greet with a local educational group. When I looked up their ambassador wolves, I saw this gem. Please please please let me meet Alma!!
When someone's in the WATD google doc and gets an appropriate icon.
AI Slop Design School… (Did I spend hours meticulously recreating a horrible poster just to take the piss out of it? Hell yeah I did)
Three meetings, cleaning up my email, delegating some shit to officemate and then sweet sweet staycation time.
Cat Changing The Clock Time
ALT: Cat Changing The Clock Time
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Posting goals for my vacation (one more shift until 11 glorious days off): 3 chapters of Wolf At The Door Buckle Bunny Stede Acts of Contrition One Shot For What You Have Tamed -Mini Skyfic Prepare yourselves accordingly. 🤣
When your werewolf boyfriend knows where you keep the good snacks.
Ed is working topless on his motorcylce. Steve is sitting less than two feet away staring at him and panting heavily. Just a normal day in Wolf At The Door world.
Happy early #WIPWednesday from Buckle Bunny Stede, the sluttiest of all Stede Bonnets. Coming in the next couple of weeks.
Friend outside of work. Once upon a time I desperately wanted to be a falconer. I still do, if only I had the time.
The face of "I'm going to colic so hard I get driven to the vet hospital at 3 am and 20 minutes after I'm unloaded before miraculously getting my gut moving again." Miss Kitty gets to chill in 5 star accomodations for a couple of days. I need caffeine. And to win the lottery.
🍂 MAINTENANCE MONDAY Sweater weather means your leather is coming out of the closet. (Again.) 😏 Quick fall gear check before you suit up 🧵 #CLAW27 #LeatherCommunity
We've had a few questions about this. YES! Bound & Beautiful applications ARE open! 🪢✨ To apply as a rigger or bunny, head to clawinfo.org/columbus/cla... and look for "B&B Registration." ⚠️ Note: B&B is worth 2 of 3 volunteer points (1 extra shift needed) & applications are subject to approval!
Happy Wolf Awareness Week! WATD updates this Friday! 🐺
White Wolves Howling in Snowy Forest
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That scene where Buttons screams a "hex on ye!"??? Yeah. That is basically my monday. I am a an inch away from setting a fire and fleeing to China. Just need to make it to Friday and staycation. Just need to make it to Friday.
Morning bump!
KalansPhantom 💜🏴☠️🔞@kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 5d agoGuess who hit post instead of safe draft? My mistake is your evening reading material. Welcome to the smut chapter of Winged Ed, where he gets all the adoration and love from Stede and a slice of Stede's past. It's 12k of soft, tender kinky smut. Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/732974...
Happy 3 year anniversary to Edward Teach being pushed up against a wall and being kissed like Stede is going to devour him. Link your missing scene fics below! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pG9...
Our Flag Means Death 02x06 – Final scene
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Guess who hit post instead of safe draft? My mistake is your evening reading material. Welcome to the smut chapter of Winged Ed, where he gets all the adoration and love from Stede and a slice of Stede's past. It's 12k of soft, tender kinky smut. Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/732974...
Are ya'll ready for some sexy feathery Ed tomorrow? Now is a good time to catch up on my steampunk Ed fic and remind yourself of all the TLC Stede is lavishing on this poor feathery man. archiveofourown.org/works/732974...
Hope Is A Thing With Feathers - Chapter 1 - KalansPhantom - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Jenn overboard!@self-induljennt.bsky.social · 8mo agoI'm such a sucker for stories that circle around our guys recognizing how beautiful they are, inside and out. There's so much soft care in Kalan's fic. It makes me melty. 🥰 🧡 I think this is the biggest I've ever drawn Ed's eyes. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Sneak peek at Buckle Bunny Stede. XD The sluttiest of my Stedes.
My coworker and I are putting in weekend hours because we're overworked and running on deadlines. He rushes into our office and yells "THE PRINTER IS SMOKING!" I run out to this.
Why, yes, google, that is my Halloween costume thank you.
Never Shall We Die A new arc, a new adventure Ch. 43 Chained Heart archiveofourown.org/works/386145... Prison is no big deal if you have no where to go and no one waiting for you. Edward is going to survive it, out of spite if nothing else. #OFMD
Is there anyone who would be willing to beta my Winged Ed fic? This is one of my few trans fics and I have a big nervous! Should have it ready to go later tonight.
Back in ohio. I have a crap ton of work, but starting next Thursday I'm officially off for over a week and a half. And what am I doing with that time? NOTHING. Yeah, you heard it. It's a staycation! I'm wearing PJs, watching spooky movies, and probably spamming you all with stories.
I got really stoned in anti-anxiety meds while on a layover in Denver and may have started writing the sluttiest buckle bunny Stede with rodeo cowboy Ed as a one shot.
