KalansPhantom 💜🏴☠️🔞
@kalansphantomff.bsky.social
Pfp and banner by self-induljennt A little insane, a little chaotic, the horny half of Hingeless and Horny. 3.5 Million words and counting of gay pirates on A03 https://archiveofourown.org/users/KalansPhantom/works
....I have never wanted to go to TN more with my wife than RIGHT NOW because her ass would be in a booster seat so quick you have NO idea.
happy #wipwednesday! you should read my current wip, Far Away and Dreaming, if you haven't! After my Star Trek sojourn I'm back to writing and there should be a new chapter soon, but for now you have 7 chapters and 37k of Ed and Stede being cuties even though the world is (maybe) ending 💥🌎💥☄️🌌🚀👨🚀💕❤️🩵💚💜
moosh 🧜🏼♂️@mooshy.bsky.social · 4mo agoThe first chapter of my OFMD Armageddon AU, Far Away and Dreaming, is up! 🌎☄️ #OFMDfic I'm really excited about this fic, and I hope you enjoy it! 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/839318...
It's finally here! The #OFMDreversebang fic I had the absolute pleasure of collaborating on with the wonderful tabbystardust💖 Please mind the tags! New chapters will be uploaded daily, the last being posted on the 15th 🎉 archiveofourown.org/works/902568...
For All of Knowledge - Chapter 1 - tabbystardust, teaDragon - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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Title: Tuesdays Rated: E Words: ~40k For nearly a year, Stede Bonnet has been preoccupied with one particular sexual fantasy. Mary said no. His plan: one anon encounter, purely to satisfy his curiosity, then he can put the whole thing behind him. He thinks it's an excellent plan.
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Want some nice ofmd prints?? Here ya go! 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
mahnah 🌌@mahnah.bsky.social · 4w agoHello! 💛💛💛 To help offset my MRI bills, I will be running a 15% sale on my kofi shop with the code SUMMER I've updated some prints with new colors, added a couple more, including my Woke and Ghey print! Will be showcasing them below ^_^ #ofmd #ofmdfanart #linoprints ko-fi.com/mahnah/link/...
Happy #taketwotuesday and this unhinged adventure I made with my beloved fic wife @pastor-of-muppets.bsky.social
Get to go home to some new foster kids on Friday. Wife is settling in Aunt May, Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane and Peter Parker. They're five weeks old and I can't wait to snuggle them. 🥰🥰 #fosterclassof2026
I really want to write a trans Ed or Stede or both fic, but I have too much to do and too little time. Shoot me your favorite trans fics so I can live vicariously through other writers!!
What an amazing recreation from the Mermaid scene in OFMD. youtu.be/l-vgWX-EJhk?
Our Flag Means Death... but in LEGO
YouTube video by Doctor Orcinus
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for now i will not re-open my shop, so please consider supporting me with a commission 😊🙏
I got a peek at the art @mahnah.bsky.social did for the next chapter of Wolf At The Door and you are not ready for how cute it is. My literal reaction:
Agnes: It's So Fluffy! (Despicable Me)
ALT: Agnes: It's So Fluffy! (Despicable Me)
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"Wow," said Saint George as he plunged his most holy of weapons into the enveloping darkness of the beast. "What do you call these genitals of yours?" "IT IS A WORD UNPRONOUNCEABLE BY HUMAN TONGUE," roared the dragon. "Well, whatever it is, it feels fantastic," said George.
Evening bump. The wolf has officially arrived at the door, much to Ed's annoyance.
KalansPhantom 💜🏴☠️🔞@kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 6d agoIn honor of my birthday let's get this party started with the first chapter of The Wolf At The Door. :D Coming from myself with artwork from @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @mahnah.bsky.social and will be updated every other Friday! archiveofourown.org/works/900529...
In honor of my birthday let's get this party started with the first chapter of The Wolf At The Door. :D Coming from myself with artwork from @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @mahnah.bsky.social and will be updated every other Friday! archiveofourown.org/works/900529...
Dear insanely organized people, no one cares if your underwear are wrinkled! You aren't showing randos your underwear on a work trip! No one is going to come up to you and be like "Hey, I'm X, are your underwear wrinkled from improper storage??" Brought to you by my wife judging my unpacking.
OFMD backlog post 🔥 I recall I never shared this one, even though it was one of my most successful ofmd fanart ever 🙊 Based on this gifset: ofmd-ann.tumblr.com/post/7453082... There's a fic based on this art by @ferventemily.bsky.social go check it out! Fic link: archiveofourown.org/works/57675745
So excited for tomorrow morning!!! @mahnah.bsky.social @self-induljennt.bsky.social and I have been cackling.
Happy Husky Dog Spinning and Twirling
ALT: Happy Husky Dog Spinning and Twirling
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Ed is a travel princess. Stede arranges every last detail of their vacation and spends the whole time giggling happily to himself every new time Ed gasps and squeaks about their hotel room or their tour or the restaurant they're eating at. Mary always had OPINIONS, Ed just loves every second.
OH MY GOOODDDDD?????? futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Our_Fla...
Our Flag Means Medical Coverage
"Our Flag Means Medical Coverage" is the second episode of the eleventh production season and the third episode of the fourteenth broadcast season of Futurama.[3] It will premiere on Hulu in North Ame...
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It's #taketwotuesday and I'm missing them already. If you haven't had a chance, sit down for mass with our Father Bonnet. archiveofourown.org/works/708153...
