Brian W. Kelly
@bwpkelly.bsky.social
Husband, father, hardcore left. Trump is the disease, and is an existential threat to democracy. Blue no matter who (almost, almost). Mets fan. AI is Satan. Love dogs, have a senior dog now. No DMs from folks I don't know, please.
Is there anything these dangerous clowns can't fuck up? Anything at all?
A REAL Secretary of Defense would stop talking and go see for him/herself.....but we don't have one!..
This is what's keeping me on even keel today as I navigate my way through another days in the bowels of corporate Amerikkka. open.spotify.com/playlist/7pB...
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Leaving to undergo a months-long ordeal of ritual cleansing and mortification, I assume..
BREAKING: Karoline Leavitt to depart White House
Well, at least we’re leading the league in shutouts! #MetsSky
I'm supposed to pick up the dog poop and mow the lawn when I get home, but I think I'll just hide in a catering cart instead.
In a country filled with Trad wives, be a Fauci wife!
I don't know who did this, but it made me laugh...#BBC
As I was going under anesthesia for the first of many knee operations, my doctor said: "Where's that goddamn skill saw?"* *To be fair, he knew I was still awake, and he knew me well, and that I would take it as a joke. But, still...
A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
Oh, bravo to the editors on the headline here: www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
Trump, 80, Debuts Suspicious New Hair at Speech in Vegas
Donald Trump appeared in Las Vegas late Wednesday with a noticeably fuller head of hair, immediately sparking speculation about what was behind the makeover. The 80-year-old president, speaking at Red...
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Mitch McConnell has been absent from the Senate since June missing 46 roll‑call votes after his last vote on June 11, 2026. After all the shit he did, I sincerely hope someone has him tied up in a basement listening Baby Shark on repeat this whole time.
The problem is, even if there is a process, it relies on people being transparent and the senate enforcing the rules. And that is clearly not going to happen in this regime.
I guess it was too much to hope for that someone would want Semien, Polanco or Senga. #MetsSky
We were such good little protesters on vacation we paid for nearly everything in cash and every single dollar bill had a nice little prosecute pedophiles 8647 stamp on it.
As if we needed another reason to hate the damn Dodgers. #MetsSky PS: can we clone their front office?
Wow. How does this stream of nonsense get applauded?
WTAF?
Holy shit! The Chats are opening for Social D this time around. So happy! open.spotify.com/track/5nw2rQ...
Smoko
The Chats · Get This In Ya · Song · 2017
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Listening to pregame, and the coach is saying Robert will be playing three games a week and our rookies can move and work around him. The hell with that! Don’t screw with Benge and Ewing. Play Robert just enough to trade him. #MetsSky
Just an ongoing national disgrace ... lying, cheating, rapists ALWAYS disappoint.
Trump tried to celebrate with Spain and FIFA President Gianni had to run across the players stage and drag him out of frame. Can it get more embarrassing?