Christ I forgot how sore bottoming can be

I so regret selling my Primavera tickets - wtf was I thinking??

This sunny weather coming to an end has just emphasised that I need a holiday badly

Met a friend for ONE pint last night and ended up locking the bar and getting high with the bar staff

Why does everyone seem to be on holiday rn 😭

Right, I’ve had enough of May in this country. I need a holiday

Supporting my friends in the marathon today knowing full well I’ll probs never sign up to it cause runnings bad for your knees x

I can hear someone doing the bleep test in the gym and I’ve never been as traumatised by a sound in my life

Bf just asked me if I’d heard about the fight in the chip shop in town last night. He proceeded with “loads of fish got battered”. I’ve some serious life choices to think about…

What was supposed to be a simple 1-corner paint job now has me covered in paint, plaster, and silicone. I’m 3 rooms deep and now I’ve to ply a radiator from the wall. Beginning to regret this homeowner malarkey.

I think I won the presale war

A-ball? Seriously?

I absolutely love going somewhere far away on holiday but my god my sleep schedule is fucked. Tried to go to bed at 11pm, not a chance so now I’m up at 4 waiting for the gym to open…

Vegas I’m in you!

Something about balloons on my profile or something

To whoever got me this bath bomb as one of my bday presents… thank you 🙂‍↕️

Need motivation for leg day

I wish I had abs but I’ll just have to settle for a phat ass instead :(

Only got an hour’s sleep thanks to someone’s snoring, so I’m dragging myself to the gym to feel better.

Bottomed today for the first time since November and damn, I’m outta practice

Just drained a 🐷 so if any subs on here want my PayPal and wishlist they’re in my bio 🙂‍↕️

Is it weird I’ve thought about doing a 2007 Britney by crashing out and just shaving my head?

Never trust baggy jeans

So excited for a bath, takeaway and the apprentice tonight. Is this what approaching 30 feels like?

Friend is suggesting I join a rugby team - should I? 🤔

Boyfriend having to get up at 5am for a flight means I’m forced to have an early gym session

My aussiebums always make me feel slutty

Hi boys! According to an oomfie I should start posting on here again

May have just gotten a cash pig to pay for our primavera tickets 🤭✌️