ain’t no shot mother nature just did this to me during pride month

i know i’m very late to the party but i finally watched Project Hail Mary after finishing the book today and wow that was really nice and wonderful 🥹🥹

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I’m genuinely so dissapointed that the Twitch mobile app has been dogshit for weeks. I used to wind down after stream and watch back clips from stream on my phone in bed and now literally nothing loads on there anymore 🫩 I hope the dev team is cooking up a beautiful update because this blows lmao

dapper !!!!! gentleman!!!

willie’s first youtube video 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤎 youtu.be/nEhGG4LL8F4?...

my thoughts so far after adopting a new puppy (Day 3 with Willie):

hi bluesky meet william 🤎 alfred’s a big brother now 🥹

hey bluesky, figured i’d give a life update because i’ve been terrible about posting here 1. my hair is pink 2. i got a breast reduction‼️went from a 34H/I cup to a 34D 🥰 3lbs removed!! I’m about 9 weeks post-op rn and I feel so free a weightless and I’m so stoked for a braless happy summer 💛

i just recorded my first ever offline sponsor that is gameplay of a game that is only to go on youtube… felt so strange not being live with everyone but i had so much fun 😭 should be up this weekend !!!

hi bluesky i feel obligated to also let you know i turned 30 😃

the amount of psychological hoola-hoops people have probably had the last week…anxiety similar to losing a job or the stress of giving up something that brought u comfort (and especially yesterday after seeing it visually happen)… just to have it brought back in less than 24 hours…is so evil lmao

Bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥰

“nah cause ___ would be a movie” is such a silly line and every time i hear it i laugh

hello c: i had too much sugar yesterday and am starting the new year feeling like i ate too much sugar c:

lil twitch recap for the books 🥰

just finished Season 1 of Arcane 👁️👁️ starting Season 2 rn 👁️👁️

i literally had WoW dreams last night that i was dying in hardcore and i woke up stressed !!! LMAO no!!!!! this can’t be happening!!!

i haven’t really opened the app in ages anyway but i deleted twitter off my phone and i feel so good i went on there and the vibes were just rancid and i didn’t see any mutuals in any feed and wow this place is nice

I turned a 7 hour experience into 1 very condensed video of our journey with getting the 3 apocalypse trophies in Phasmophobia 🥳 hardest challenge you can do in the game that only 0.6% of players have completed (I’m still very giddy about this) enjoy!! youtu.be/tJUZpdsQ2Fc?...

i’m such a sl*t for turtlenecks dude

it’s a half a bottle of red wine and home made vegan mac n’ cheese & garlic bread for dinner night how’s ur guys thursday goin

i got the silver AND gold apocalypse trophies last night in Phasmophobia 😭😭 only 0.6% of players have this achievement it was hard as shit but WE DID IT 😭 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

i unlocked the tier 3 parabolic last night in phasmophobia before bed so tonight we’re gonna crush the last two apocalypse challenges (hopefully) 😤

i need to vent sometimes i neglect my tamagotchi, right sometimes it goes to bed at 10pm and i forget to feed it and it’s sick in bed so i set an ALARM for 7 AM (!!!!!) when it wakes just to wake up and feed it and go back to sleep so it doesn’t die after a few times of doing this i realized…

resident evil witches vibes for tonight 🌚🕸️🖤

so my next hair appointment i am considering making the difficult decision to do a root melt and let my natural hair grow out 😳 i’ve been bleaching my hair for over 8 years now and i kinda wanna have my natural dirty blonde hair grow back in healthy and give my scalp a break from bleach 🫣

I watched the Conjuring 2 last night for my first time, and duuude that series is nuts bc it’s based on true stories. I always feel in a funk after them. (doesn’t help that I youtube about the real story after either 🥶)

bro when your dog looks up at you like this 😖😭

I experienced my first blue screen on my PC last night and I’m happy to report MY COMPUTER IS BACK AND RUNNING 🥲