Sometimes Basil, Sometimes Sage
@basilbunny.bsky.social
I'm a bun, I’m also a marten! They/Them, wayyyyy over 18, comfortably in the middle of things, nice to meet you! “Once you are real, you can’t become unreal again. It lasts for always.” Say hey on telegram! @bunnybasil
This needs more love. I was thinking about it again today and now I wanna get back to set 3 even sooner.
NVeemon@nveemon.bsky.social · last mo.I have no doubt! In fact, there's already documented proof of Basil doing it... >:3
I wanna make cheese out of them. I wanna make delicious cheese that you can only eat translucent slices at a time.
Sometimes Basil, Sometimes Sage@basilbunny.bsky.social · 5d agoSo much spice. So very much spice.
I’ve been informed that apparently you can’t captivate a mouse with a piece of cheese forever, and apparently I have to perform upkeep. I now endeavor to find the fanciest cheese. A cheese so fancy it will captivate @absconderbun.bsky.social forever. This is a cheese thread:
It took like, 30 sizzlipede max battles to do it, but it’s done!
Oh no. My breakfast order had a typo.
Someone adores Bluey: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected...
It wouldn't be a proper Otter Game without a fishing minigame! So grab your fishing pole, and-- Or... do that.
Okay but I do all of those things already without the cube. How’s the cube play in?
You have two options this month. Octobun or Octobhare. I expect to see way more bucked teeth and far more parentally inclined hares. Let's go, wot wot. (Yes I know some hares aren't english and are neutral on badgers. Shhhhh.)
I am back on a Watership kick >.> I am going to wait a week, then re-read it, then be ~miserable(in a good, affirming way)~. I am going to have mournful thoughts about El-Ahrairah, and then impure thoughts about him after that. That will be my week. I’m penciling it in.
I have a reminder in my phone for every 5-7 weeks, asking if I still want my El-Ahrairah sleeve. I still do. Shoulder to wrist, dock leaves for ears and no whiskers and flea-covered, corkscrewed with a properly restored El-Ahrairah. Just two faces of the same rabbit terminating at the wrist.
This made me do such a double take. Thought it was Ms Roo fanart at first
S4N 🦖commission open🦕@s4nbun.bsky.social · 2w agoI can see from your face that this is not what you expected after you were confronted with your new regressive meds... Don't worry, you'll get used to your new place in the family, anyway, isn't that what you wanted? Commission for Roo
Being a small dog in a big world can lead to some unfortunate mishaps~ Meet my new corgi character named Remington~
The bar is discussing Watership. Before I arrived. Is this a trap? This is a trap, right?
TMI Tuesday, spicy edition: Lookit those peppers. They’re so very spicy. Clearly not insinuating anything else.
I am finally back to the surgeon to get more eyes put on my ankle. They always have Lifetime on. Always. And Eric McCormack plays the inner dialogue of a dog. That’s twice now he’s voiced a dog. Like, take the roles you get but that’s some specific typecasting
This Starbucks times bathroom access to receipt time. As in my receipt is too old(30m) to be allowed access to a toilet. They’re about to find out how willing I am to ignore what is conventionally considered a toilet.
Refunding the initial repair, prioritizing the repair’s repair. Bah. That doesn’t feel great as an outcome.
Sometimes Basil, Sometimes Sage@basilbunny.bsky.social · 2w ago“The repair is going to cost us 7-9 grand in lost labor and parts. Can we just buy your car outright for 4k?” “You’re asking me to save you 5 grand on a fuckup -you- caused?” “…I wouldn’t put it that way.” “Well I sure as fuck would.” Give me strength to deal with this mechanic. >.<
“The repair is going to cost us 7-9 grand in lost labor and parts. Can we just buy your car outright for 4k?” “You’re asking me to save you 5 grand on a fuckup -you- caused?” “…I wouldn’t put it that way.” “Well I sure as fuck would.” Give me strength to deal with this mechanic. >.<