The universe put me on this planet to play Pokopia I think
Sammy Pants
@goddamnsam.bsky.social
29. Chicago. Chemist. Baker. IG - ohgoddamnsam Switch FC - 2825-2373-8507
May I be brutally honest I think some of you gays that mess with DL men need to stand up
I will never forgive the liars for what they did to Mona in Pretty Little Liars
Ok even though no one asked (idgaf) here are my 2026 albums ranked so far 1. Emotional Junglist - Nia Archives 2. Music Fashion Film - Charli XCX 3. The Afterparty - Lykke Li 4. New Avatar - Kelela 5. U - Underscores 6. Middle of Nowhere - Kacey Musgraves 7. YSPSFAGSIL - Olivia R 8. Detour - Kim P
KMS because the show I got tickets for Kacey Musgraves concert in Chicago got canceled.
They’re sending me to the Haligtree to talk Malenia’s ear off and defeat her by sheer annoyance of my yapping
Anime fans will study the blade; but I’ll study this blade
Sami Landri is my winner all day every day for any drag race competition. She really just has all the star quality.
Also I’m surprised Taylor didn’t release an album or song yesterday. Charli is safe this time
Now that I’m off work, I can give my opinion. Charli XCX’s Music Fashion Film is a great album, 9.5/10 ITS FUN, it may not be “rock music”, it is SIMPLY fun! And that’s all that matters.
Guy just told me that he was intimidated by my job title because it sounds more successful than his (he’s 38) then proceeded to tell me that if we were to ever be together I’d have to find a less successful job than his. (Literally just started talking to him 2 days ago) All offense, fuck you.
Stop screenshotting and posting my messages to you 🙄
and they say romance is dead 🥰
People watching the Soccer super bowl; I’m PLAYING the Hyrule Warriors: super bowl
These two skyrocketed my list of favorite Zelda characters so quick wowee
I’ve been playing Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment and I just wanna yap to someone about all of it!!! I’m actually shocked at how good it is
I spent at least like 3 days trying to find this look last weekend and I feel everyone thought I was crazy trying to explain this look. Nobody knew what I was talking about, but I FOUND IT!!
Asked my boss to lessen my responsibilities and she said yes and wrote it in a formal email for me
Next year I will be attending TBRU, but not physically, astral projectally