Who are these people who got a cat 15 years ago and started filming cute little videos for their eventual montages?

They must have changed the recipe for strawberry Yazoo. One of my cats used to love it to the point where we would give her the bottle cap with a bit in as her own little portion to distract her so we could drink it… but she’s turning her nose up at it now.

Is there a fan podcast called Reacher Round? Because there should be.

Up before 7. Today should be a good day. So why does it feel like I’m gonna cry a lot? I just can’t cope with anything on top of the norm right now. I need routine. I asked the Drs for help but I missed their call… all 4 rings of it as I tried to get to my phone… and then nothing. 😮‍💨🤷‍♂️

D’y’know who’d’ve been brilliant on Task Master? Sir Terry Pratchett. Cantankerous and creative and laterally-minded as fuck. Also… Jarvis Cocker. And that could still happen, I suppose.

I am VERY happy that the National will be doing West Side Story next year… my absolute favourite. I love the simplicity of this ad and I WILL be seeing it on my 46th birthday (and likely several other times). BUT… I have concerns about using the same choreographer from the new movie.

Just made a delftware joke. Yes, I am THAT middle-class.

The new Insidious is… OK. It’s a stretch. But fine for a schlocky spooky jump-scare kinda movie. The Latino twink-cop was a nice addition.

Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. My mum dying of lung cancer 2. Cotton wool etc. 3. The Incredible Hulk from the tv 4. A goggle-eyed cow puppet from a squirty cream advert 5. Whatever it was that I thought was chasing me downstairs all the time in our old house

Marcus 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧@marcusjdl.bsky.social · yesterday

Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. Nuclear war 2.Quicksand 3. Spontaneous human combustion 4. Alien abduction 5. Am electric heater that looked like an open mouth 6. Tapeworms

Proudly displaying my Spice Girls Funkos. Is it obvious that this household is marvellously and exclusively homosexual?

Gypsy. Babs directing. Me as Mama Rose. Obviously.

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · yesterday

Name a film you'd like to remake.

Day off today but have overburdened myself with chores, trying to make everything look nice for the arrival of my sister and my best-woman tomorrow. 🧹🫧🧽🧼🧻🪣🛋️

Please sign my petition to get “Last Night A Tampax Saved My Vibe” released as a single.

There was only ever gonna be one option for me…

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Name your fav film of 2026 so far.

I live in Tottenham. I canvassed for the Greens in the local council elections. People here hate Labour and Tottenham and supporting the genocide of Palestinians is the top of the list of reasons. And these are diverse, real people of all backgrounds. Not just “hipsters”.

Dara O'Reilly@daraor.bsky.social · yesterday

www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...

I guess this means that… if there ever is a West End production of Sunshine On Leith (a musical I love) that they stand to make money on (which of course they will) then I can’t go see it. Because I don’t give money to transphobes.

Kit O'Connell (🏳️‍🌈Big & Bright Queerdo👽)@kitoconnell.com · 2d ago

If you're losing relevance, just try transhobia. Even one-hit wonders are getting in on the action.

1) How dare you accuse ME of cottaging? I am a virgin! 😶 2) Good god, that is terrible AI slop imagery. Do these perverts have no dignity?

I love Isy Suttie. I like Chloe Petts. But I feel this series of TaskMaster is… unlikeable. An isolated dud or has it jumped the shark?

The Spice Girls having a 30th anniversary anything is depressing. It doesn’t even make sense given that I’m only 26!!!

OMG I just found it and bought it on eBay for <£5!!! I can now die complete.

Fat Gay Bastard@riseburycrisis.bsky.social · 2d ago

*Yes, both versions… apart from Wannabe CD2 sadly which I have never found for love nor money

A) It is a CRIME that Misteeq’s One Night Stand show has not sold out. I will, of course, be in attendance. B) The Spice Girls limited edition 30th anniversary singles collection? I preordered the vinyl and CD versions… even though I still have every original CD single* C) Yes, I’m Gay with a G

From top to bottom, things that woke up aching today: Shoulder Fingers Kidneys Lower back Testicles Knee Is this just being 44 or am I dying?

Is a post-Drag Race BBC making ANY queer content at all? It’s abandoned us. It insults us. And it has the gaul to march at Pride?

So the BBC has cancelled Drag Race UK, I Kissed A Boy/Girl so the message is if you’re LGBTQ and pay the TV licence fuck you

Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · 3d ago

Drag Race UK leaving the BBC Financial challenges to blame, but boy has a lot of queer content come to an end all of a sudden. variety.com/2026/tv/glob...

And the BBC are not covering it. 🤷‍♂️

Liam Thorp@liamthorp.bsky.social · 3d ago

There are gangs of men in black balaclavas roaming around the country, intimidating people and blocking roads and access to buildings. Why are they not being arrested? Why is the PM not calling them out?

If The Simpsons can’t go a full series without episodes set in the past, the future, a story, an alternate timeline etc… They need to admit they don’t have enough ideas to sustain the series and go do something else. At least before all the cast die and get replaced by AI, please.

We’ve reworked the feature wall. Including a giant decapitated Funko Wonder Woman.

Sometimes a massive bowl of pasta is good for the soul.

First week back at school AND raining? God, I hate commuting.