JUDE MERCER
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"๐จ๐ฟ ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐'๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐พ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐." ๐๐บ๐๐๐ฝ๐.แ #ะฒฮฑะฒz MUN IS 35 ๐ฆ๐๐๐ก๐ | ๐ ๐๐ก๐.แยฒยนโบ โฐโด/ยฒยน/ยฒโต๐นญ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ป ๐
โ"I'll be honest, your first point completely went right over my head. But I definitely agree with you there โ some human beings can honestly be far worse than actual demons."
" Did you meet the some people, who were not not possessed but still acted diabolical, in way even we would not to our kind?"
"Wow. Okay, that one went way over my head. Yes, I agree." ๐คฆ๐ผ
โ"It felt kinda personal, mostly because I spent sixteen years living a normal human life before the universe decided to drop my real family tree on me. Though, in mama's defense, he was playing a long term game of hide-and-seek with both heaven and hell..."
" Tell me, what do you think, be frank.."
โ"Is that your twenty-first-century version of a Victorian glove slap? Nice try, but I'm definitely not scared of a dirty sock, Shady."
โ"I demand extra snacks, or there will be consequences โ where I slap your head with a rogue dirty sock."
He frowned as he returned the hug, thinking his fear was entirely rational โ with the multiple legs, the cluster of eyes, and the terrifying fangs. He would never wrap his head around how he could hang out with vampires, but spiders were a hard line. โ"Yeah...you might be right, baby."
โItโs an irrational fear, baby, like for me with deep waterโฆ maybe mine is not irrational, but I know I can swim just fine.โ He pulled Jude in for a comforting hug. โDonโt be too hard on yourself, lots of people have your same reaction. And yes, they are designed for just that.โ
โ"Is it really forbidden, though? You snack on bugs for fun."
โ"I can literally snap anything in or out of existence with a thought โ and yet I still lose my mind over a damn spider." He let out a groan, dragging a hand down his face in annoyance at himself. "Thank you, baby. Honestly though...do you think they are going to work?"
โDonโt worry, baby. Shady will deal with the rest and you wonโt have to concern yourself with them anymore. And just so you know, y put bug nets all around the villa to prevent them from coming in.โ
"It's lucky I didn't yeet my boot. I am not having a conversation with a spider." Shivers.
โYou just called a super pretty! You shouldโve asked it if it felt bonita.โ He snorts
"I PANICKED OKAY?! Well, look on the bright side: at least Shady gets to enjoy a โจ pretty โจ little snack."
"Oh my GAWD." He launched himself forward with a laugh, tackling him โ maybe, just maybe, Victor would finally understand now.
"How??" He snorted and shook his head out pure confusion. "You said you didn't mindโฆ and considering the videos, I played along. At least, I thought I was."
He stared in disbelief, eyes wide. โ"I honestly thought you were trying to rage-bait ๐ฎ๐ฆ!" โThe tension snapped instantly as he burst into a fit of laughter.
"Sure is nothing. Are you trying to rage-bait me again?"
He threw his head back with an Oscar-worthy groan of fake agony, laying the melodrama on thick. "Swear to god, you are completely impossible sometimes."
"I believe you never complained, baby."
"I wouldn't be complaining. Just saying." He smirks.
He's snickering.
Jude leaned right into the pull until there wasn't any space left between them, reaching up to rest a hand on Victor's shoulder. "No. We both agreed to hold off on more. But โ I need to find a way to make that a possibility."
At the snort, Victor childishly stuck out his tongue at his husband before letting a chuckle out, and moving to grab Jude's sides and pulling him in. "You thought I meant I wanted the kids now?"
"The first two videos that went completely over your head." ๐๐
"How do you embarrass yourself, baby?"
"๐๐ซ๐ก โ ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐จ๐ข๐ก, ๐๐ซ๐ก ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ก ๐ ๐ญ๐๐ฉ๐ข ๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ข: ๐๐ซ๐ก ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฐ ๐ซ๐๐ช๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐๐ฑ ๐ฐ๐๐ฑ ๐ฌ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ช ๐ด๐๐ฐ ๐๐ข๐๐ฑ๐ฅ, ๐๐ซ๐ก โ๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ฃ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ด๐ข๐ก ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ช." โ ๏ธ The Pale Rider. Big Daddy Reaper. โ ๏ธ Mature Roleplay Acct. ๐ค's & ๐'s encouraged.
"You know, sometimes I embarrass myself. Dear Gawd."
"That we do, baby." โHe let out a soft snort at the wink, finding it equal parts adorable and completely ridiculous. It still blew his mind to think back on a time when he'd actually been nervous about talking to such an endearingly goofy man.
โOh! Yes, but donโt worry, my love, we have all the time in the world for that.โ He grinned and winked at his husband, both flirting and confident.
"All the colors? That's like two more kids!" It took a real effort to stifle a quiet snicker at how absurd the whole conversation was โ and at the private thought that he wouldn't actually mind if something like that happened years down the line, once Nelly was at least an adult.
โWhat?? Whatโs wrong??โ He considered that a possibility, that Noelle took after the birth mother, but just like Judeโs mind was at, to what was his concern, she was theirs just as much as Val and Xander.
He had been on the verge of mentioning that Nelly took after her birth mother, but stopped himself โ as far as he was concerned, that history didn't exist anyway. Victor was her dad, full stop. โ"I mean, it's true that her hair is more โ oh, gawd."
โNellyโs hair is more blonde than white, though, but I was thinking more along the line of our kids having all the hair colors.โ ๐คญ
"Wait. Did he say ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐น๐ต ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฅ?" In his defense โ he's still in the process of coffee.