Scarlett Gale

@scarlettgauthor.bsky.social

Author of sexy fantasy books, baker of pies, petter of cats. Sword Bisexual. She/her | HER SUBTLE INVESTIGATIONS out August 16th! http://scarlettgaleauthor.com/shop

I'm not saying I *never* enjoy a "if you kill him you'll become just like him" plot element, but I am simply never going to care as much about the Big Moral Struggle about whether Nate should kill the guy who killed his dad in Leverage. 90% of this is because I do not care about Nate.

Good Wednesday, all! Did you know that my $2.50/$5 Patrons get WIP Wednesday snippets from whatever I'm currently working on? In this case it's the next book in the Warrior's Guild series, which is about Brother Lee and *That Guy*, the annoyingly hot town woodsman. www.patreon.com/scarlettgale...

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Good Wednesday, all! Did you know that my $2.50/$5 Patrons get WIP Wednesday snippets from whatever I'm currently working on? In this case it's the next book in the Warrior's Guild series, which is about Brother Lee and *That Guy*, the annoyingly hot town woodsman. www.patreon.com/scarlettgale...

WIP Wednesday 8/12/26 | Scarlett Gale

WIP Wednesday 8/12/26 by Scarlett Gale on Patreon. Join Scarlett Gale's community for exclusive content and updates.

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Semi improvised a raspberry scone recipe and remembered after they came out of the oven that raspberries have a chemical reaction with baking soda and turn a very interesting purple! Anyway I swear these taste good. 😂🤣 Calling them "Definitely Not Concrete Raspberry Scones."

Five round raspberry scones on a baking tray that look kind of like hamburger patties made out of concrete with little pink flecks in them.A close up of a round raspberry scone that is a fascinating blue-gray color with pink flecks of raspberry in it.

We finally watched Monkey Man last night and Dev Patel understands that the most important thing about your action protagonist is that he needs to be sopping wet, pathetic, and getting his ass absolutely kicked for the first 2/3 of the film for the story to be compelling.

Hi all! I'm trying to collect examples of romance and/or romance-adjacent games, book projects, comics, etc. that would have be affected by the Kickstarter, Patreon, Itch.io, or Steam adult content bans. Does anyone know any specific creators or projects which were at risk or were directly affected?

Your sourdough discard recipes that only call for half a cup of discard are useless to me, do you think I'm looking for recipes because I only have a *little* discard to get rid of? I HAVE AN ABUNDANCE AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

Do I want to start getting my new (giant) pond set up ASAP? Yes. Do I need to move like half the pots in my backyard first? Also yes. Do I ideally need to bring out an electrician to put an outlet on the side of the studio so I have easy access to electricity for the waterfall pump? Also also yes.

Scarlett Gale@scarlettgauthor.bsky.social · 2w ago

Okay so I've wanted to do a small pond/water feature as part of the back garden for a while and I've been keeping an eye out for cheap containers that would work. Found one on Offerup for $80 and bought it yesterday! ...Friends, I did not accurately visualize how big 110 gallons is.

Scarlett, a pale white woman with a shaved head and glasses, taking a selfie crouched next to a black plastic tub that could hold two of her with room left over.

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

Bob Hoskins with Roger Rabbit

You can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.

So since I've been working on this one extremely tricky Bach concerto forever it feels like I'm not improving at violin because I'm beating my head against one of the most complicated composers of all time. On a whim today I downloaded some pop scores and, uh... I think I'm actually okay???

I recognize that sometimes we look at the Old Internet through rose-colored glasses (a lot of things sucked about it!) but I really fucking miss the days when websites didn't all require you to make a damn account in order to download something being offered FOR FREE.

Okay so I've wanted to do a small pond/water feature as part of the back garden for a while and I've been keeping an eye out for cheap containers that would work. Found one on Offerup for $80 and bought it yesterday! ...Friends, I did not accurately visualize how big 110 gallons is.

Scarlett, a pale white woman with a shaved head and glasses, taking a selfie crouched next to a black plastic tub that could hold two of her with room left over.

Okay so I've wanted to do a small pond/water feature as part of the back garden for a while and I've been keeping an eye out for cheap containers that would work. Found one on Offerup for $80 and bought it yesterday! ...Friends, I did not accurately visualize how big 110 gallons is.

Scarlett, a pale white woman with a shaved head and glasses, taking a selfie crouched next to a black plastic tub that could hold two of her with room left over.

What's up, y'all? Do you also hate Squarespace? Good news! I wrote up a detailed post about my migration away from them, as well as the pros and cons of the providers I went with, over on my Patreon FOR FREE! I hope it's useful to you! (It also ends with a cat photo) www.patreon.com/scarlettgale...

So long, Squarespace! | Scarlett Gale

Hello Patrons and visitors! I already posted about some of this over on Bsky, but I figured it might be a good reference post for other peop

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if you are not so sure about snakes or maybe afraid of them, just remember that when they flick their tongues they are going plbplbtplbtlplblblbllbtpltllblblbl

Sometimes the porn fairy visits and hauls you along by your collar and all you can do is try to keep up, frantically writing as she shouts in your ear, but more frequently the porn fairy is nowhere to be found and you have to muscle your way through writing the porn on sheer determination alone.

Sometimes the porn fairy visits and hauls you along by your collar and all you can do is try to keep up, frantically writing as she shouts in your ear, but more frequently the porn fairy is nowhere to be found and you have to muscle your way through writing the porn on sheer determination alone.

Hahaha of course Squarespace doesn't do pro-rated refunds so even though I'm cancelling a yearly subscription that renews NEXT MAY apparently I'm just out the $276 I paid for that year after two months. Fuck this company, fuck these landlord tactics, I'm reporting them to my state attorney general.