Danny Heifetz
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social
Host of The Ringer Fantasy Football Show. Staff Writer at The Ringer & Spotify
Jaguars 9 penalties in first half is most in franchise history per Tru Media database (back to 2000). There's 4 minutes left in the first half.
This might be the first thing ever posted on the internet everyone agrees on
Danny Heifetz@dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 3w agoSettle a debate: if these ducks were a basketball team, which of these ducks is the point guard?
Settle a debate: if these ducks were a basketball team, which of these ducks is the point guard?
What are your biggest fantasy football start-sit questions today?
I’d cover Davante Adams when Puka Nacua is out but what do I know
My Mom called me within 30 seconds of Jaxson Dart’s hit and she is distraught
Ken Walker has more scrimmage yards in his first three quarters with the Chiefs (169) than he did in the entire Super Bowl when he was named MVP (151)
Isaiah Likely to make my father never shut up about tight ends
This guy doesn't know what to do on a walk-in touchdown
Giants might be the first NFL team to have their SNF introduction lineup be with 2 RBs and 2 TEs and 1 WR
That is the fourth interception of T.J. Watt's career in Week 1
Derrick Henry will be putting up 100 yards a game until our oceans have drained to sand
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Deshaun might be a Nathan Fielder reality show. This is performance art.
Buccaneers have fumbled twice on their first two possessions. Bucky fumbling a 3rd-and-14 checkdown. incredibly sloppy
Good for Deshaun Watson. Almost made it 5 plays without an interception.
reminder to move injured players like Malik Nabers to flex spots
I am probably benching Nabers. If Nabers isn't sure about playing, he is not 100% (and maybe won't play well). If you can move Nabers to an IR spot once he is ruled "out" (some on Sleeper/Yahoo) you could add like, Ryan Flournoy, or a NYG WR. That makes it easier. If you can't , I'd bench him.
Danny Heifetz@dannyheifetz.bsky.social · last mo.What are your biggest start-sit questions for Week 1?
What are your biggest start-sit questions for Week 1?
That was one of the best drives of Brock Purdy's career. 11 plays, 99 yards, and a touchdown. Two different scrambles for a first down. Multiple scrambles to extend + find a receiver downfield, including for the touchdown. Really impressive.
It turns out the immediate reaction everyone had was, in fact, correct
Scott Spratt@scottspratt.bsky.social · last mo.2026 Mike Evans is 2025 Davante Adams confirmed
Not only is Kaelon Black outsnapping Christian McCaffrey, he’s looked better than Christian McCaffrey
Nathan Jahnke@ffnatejahnke.bsky.social · last mo.49ers HB snap count after 4 drives Kaelon Black 16 Christian McCaffrey 15 Out of 32 plays
Hold on how are we supposed to pronounce “Melbourne” ?
Whenever this game ends I will be live on Netflix with Craig and @dannybkelly.bsky.social on the Bill Simmons Podcast. Someone will be crestfallen