boy said he's gonna get me tgel!? wowowow better living through medicine.

ok i’m kind of miffed that the russian bot farm problem was this easy to mitigate against and i really wish ukraine had done it years ago now

Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · 6h ago

Ukraine blows up Russian data centres and immediately and mysteriously online talk about Germany’s Far Right AfD virtually disappears. Stop Putin you stop the Far Right.

terrible night, but wife fried apples this morning and my pup came over and i get to impact top later so things might be ok

I hate the rain I hate the deep drip drip drip splatter of wet on wet wet carpet wet bed wet wet wet. I need to figure out how to measure my chimneys for caps and resurface the roof. I hate the rain.

I've never been before, but tonight's the night I got to visit

it was such a lovely memorial for Morgan. I hope that when I'm gone, people will talk about me like that.

oh no it's bad brain hours (don't do it never do it)

being spitroasted in chastity is heavenly for a dumb toy like me ~

Mr Bunny says hello. He's having a rose.

Every little thing, tied into its right place 🖤

you know, mine's pretty spot on but it doesn't once mention how hot and fuckable i am, or how soft my ears are so????

apparently when i'm high i smile like aphex twin :(((((((((((((

my wife isn't a feeder, but she did say that I'm too sharp and she wants me to fatten myself up for the winter to make me softer and snugglier.

repair bill: 999.00. i'm going to die y'all. someone book me for a festival or something asap.

grabbed a DJ Panthr album at the record store. hell yeahhhh.

ugh ok NOW I'm sad that I didn't get that job.

Happy birthday lesbians💖 here's my favourite homos, Sam and Bianca💚🩷🐺

wife said something nasty before i had to leave for work. gonna come home with a gas station boner pill, 400mg of prog, heat spray, and a honey pack to teach her a lesson.

I ain't afraid of no sleep. I ain't afraid of no bed.

commission done for @azurite.bsky.social 😊

That's 4 jobs this year where I was their second pick behind literally someone perfect. This can't keep happening.

it's 64 degrees in my house and I'm suffering. should i dare to turn the heat on?

Wife told me that incest, noncon, and pup play are too normal and she's on the hunt for more deranged mental things to corrupt me and her boyfriend with.

Which one of y'all's armpits smells so fuckable

chat should I go on a camping trip in November? pros: around friend, great way to meet cool people cons: cold as fuck like SO SO COLD.

gaia online making anti-genAI posts i knew we could always trust u

you can be whatever the fuck you want

Boots AND cats? In this economy?