U know what sucks? Waking up out of your sleep to cough your eyeballs out bcuz u have a random throat tickle. What should I be doing before bed to coat my throat enough to prevent this? U know what, don’t answer that 😂😂
Goody2sneakers
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🌴Im a California n*gga all the hoes know this🌴.. Talkn life, sports/fitness, bigback tings, pets, books & all the comedy inbetween 🏀💜💛⚡️🎣🎮 DM’s are closed unless u a homegirl, spending, or I dm u 1st Cashapp: $goody2sneakers
My before sleep reading has been going slower than usual cuz I’m actually sleepy when I first get in bed.. it’s probably a win but I wanna complain 😅
Hearin a yt person misuse “standin on business” <<<<<<
It’s been so long since I’ve seen a raccoon specifically in my neighborhood that I didn’t notice this 1 as I got out my car til he moved back. Then he lookin like, “oh it’s just u” 🥴 like EYE am pussy??
This late in the game u gotta either know some ppl here already or u gotta skeet and interact past the suspicious new account phase
Gojoisms Makeup Look
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Tried to be productive and get this last important step done for this task I’ve been putting off… find out they gotta mail me the paperwork (could be 2 weeks).. WELP!
Big Farquad bouta drop a verse on the Lean Back Remix
oh. my. god.
U could have the prettiest d*ck in all the land that does not mean I’d fk u 😂 get that out ya head rn
At 2:13pm PST I am here to second this motion!
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I don’t really care that it’s currently 4:18 pm est, but I need my coochie ate. There, I said it.
Insecurity is somn YOU gotta work on. Discovering or becoming whatever it is u think is valuable. What other ppl say will never be enough.
___ finally got an iPhone (cuz it was 1 dude who was still on android for the longest 😂)
Whats yall's group chat names?
1 of those skills they know will stick is manual labor cuz they are ready to make most ppl slaves. Executives will be the only ones marked safe.
Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
I want to see more Black horror directors take on the direction where they take these horrifying depictions of Black people and create films where they come to life and kill and traumatize white people.
Bcuz at 11yo, I hopped on gta vice city to find a hooker, smash her in the car, and wait til she got out to run over her to get my money back and it really stuck with me thru the years. Bcuz life is fkn us and taking our money now.
why are you mentally ill wrong answers only
U can change the world rn with 1 AR clip. Ain’t that wild?
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Every time I see my mom she says I’m skinnier/disappearing. Woman I’ve been eating biscuits and dairy and bread and desserts all summer what more do u want from me?! 😂
Now fellas… if your nails look like u transform during a full moon, what makes u think she gon let u touch her honey pot?? Not only are u a pH destroyer, but she may be at risk of whatever ppl get when bacteria sits in open wounds bcuz U ARE GOING TO SCRAPE HER SH*T UP LIKE A CHEESE GRATER MF
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If it weren’t for the kid being present I would’ve been all for him getting jumped by the crowd. This type of stuff pisses me off BAD.
Why are women turning away from marriage?
Been whippin in the kitchen for the last like 2hrs. I finally sit down.. Watch talkn bout time to stretch and get active
I also need one of them butter squirters restaurant chefs be havin 🥰
And I thought America had the worst big back ideas smfh
Kraft Dinner has turned its iconic mac & cheese into a cream soda flavor It's only available in Canada for a limited time
Have u ever been gifted or gifted someone else a rose?(not the flower) 🤔🤔
U know what else grinds my gears?? When I put in extra effort to make something easier for someone but they find a way to negate that and make things problematic(for me). I ask myself “why do I fkn bother?!” 😑😑