The president of the United States has a big fat ass.

Natalie Harb should be called SCOTUS. (Side Chick of the United States)

Donald Trump dances like an overstimulated toddler.

Where is Mitch? #WheresMitch

I've been out of town, is he dead yet?

RFK Jr. may spread hantavirus on toast.

Trump went to China, because Xi's ass ain't going to kiss itself.

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.

So, what did Trump's war actually accomplish? #25thAmendmentNow

Is today Taco Tuesday, or is tomorrow War Crimes Wednesday? #25thAmendmentNow

Remember back when we had a Congress?

Pam Bondi wasn't fired for being corrupt, but for not being corrupt enough.

Can we just all go back to being Americans and not the assholes of the world?

@gene4va.bsky.social let's get TSA funded before congress leaves on vacation.

Don't forget we are still waiting for the #EpsteinFiles!

Phase 1: Alienate our NATO allies and start a new war in the Middle East. Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit.

#SendBarron

Does Trump actually believe the things he says, or does he know he's making it all up?

I am petitioning my county to rename our landfill to the "Donald J. Trump Memorial Landfill and Used Motor Oil Reclamation Facility".

When do we mobilize the resistance?

Kristy Gnome is a lying sack of shit.

It's all about the oil.

If you keep in mind that he is a Russian asset working to destroy the United States, then everything he does makes sense.

I'm out of the country, is America still closed?

The last Republican shutdown lasted 34 days and in the end, they accomplished absolutely nothing.

Hearing Republicans say that Democrats are causing the shutdown is like hearing an abuser say you made me hit you.

So, where is the $17 trillion?

Why shutdown the government at all? What about the $17 trillion from the tariffs?