Ben Chandler

@threeohfour.bsky.social

I make games! Known for Old Skies, Expelled!, Nighthawks, Unavowed, Technobabylon, Blackwell Epiphany, Shardlight, Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator and more. :)

There are many things to like about the Hitman games, but my favourite is that a guard will see you take out three of his comrades by throwing cans of expired spaghetti sauce at their heads and call you in as an ‘active shooter’.

Obviously Nick Johnston is a superbly accomplished guitarist, but I was still curious to see how the new Mastodon album would feel. Delighted to say that I feel like he fits in perfectly.

I read There Are Doors by Gene Wolfe recently and if you want to know how strange it was, I kept thinking “This feels like playing a text adventure, tonally” a lot of the time. It would be much harder to map out, though.

There Are Doors by Gene Wolfe.

2:30am, raining. Can’t sleep, so I get up and make toast with plum jam, a miracle of food preservation. I watch a video about axolotls via the miracle of the internet. And I think: Artaxerxes, Khufu, Kangxi, would have given whole cities for these small luxuries I have.

I only say one Simpsons line ever, and it’s when I recruit a Minotaur in Might & Magic 8, and I say “Don’t have a cow-man”, this sounds like a bit but I swear it’s the truth.

I advocate adopting meteorology’s ’feels like’ system for page counts of books. For example - A Sorceress Comes to Call - 400 pages long, feels like 200 pages. Or - The Turn of the Screw - 120 pages long, feels like 320 pages. Time to mark page counts as qualitative values!

I’m 1/3 of the way into Gene Wolfe’s ‘There Are Doors’ and I can’t tell whether it’s the book itself, or the fact that I’m reading it in bed with a fever, but I might have finally found the Wolfe book that’s too hard for me to follow.

Reading A Trade of Blood with lunch and coffee and it’s so peculiar to have a novel series that I’m really into, and can read when they’re brand new again. Haven’t had this since Discworld. I think I doubted I’d ever get that again.

I started a non-fiction book about Joan of Arc and it’s engaging but it also says she was a peasant who after hearing from angels for five years “cut her hair short, put on armour, and went off to war” but c’mon you HAVE to explain where she got the armour from, she’s a peasant!