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Chronic Illness Humor

@chronicillness.bsky.social

Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. https://chronicillnesstees.etsy.com https://mybodyistryingtokillme.com/ https://www.redbubble.com/people/ChronicillnessT #chronicillness

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24m ago

image set against a scenic sunset landscape over the ocean, with a bright sun glowing through purple and pink skies above a silhouetted tree-lined ridge.

"LIFE GOES ON...." At the bottom, smaller italicized white text reads: "Yeah. That's the problem."

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 50m ago

satirical news headline graphic featuring a blurred background image of medical staff pushing a patient on a gurney down a hospital hallway.

"Woman With 2 Severed Arms Spends 14 Hours in ER Answering Questions About Her Period"

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 1h ago

Welcome to tonight's episode of So You Think You Can Sleep.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 2h ago

Tom Lin
@tom_lin__

coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing not great going back to my cage and now i’m in my cage

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 2h ago

An illustration featuring dark text centered against a sage green background that reads: "It's easy to believe the system works when you've never been the person who needed it." At the bottom left, a minimal figure in a white shirt and beige pants uses a black rollator walker. The bottom right corner features the artist's signature, "Jan Mariet."

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 3h ago

lemmy caution
@mariannerenoirs

When I was a kid, my mom had a bleeding ulcer and couldn't move, my bro and I called 911 and the ER came to get her. She was admitted, then was sent home with a clean bill of health, a few days later I called 911 to tell them she was doing much better, in case they wanted to know

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 3h ago

meme featuring two side-by-side line-drawn characters against a plain white background. On the left, a tired-looking character with heavy-lidded eyes and a neutral expression stands beneath text that reads: "me trying to be honest/open about my health". On the right, a chaotic, unhinged-looking character with wide, wild eyes and a wide grin stands beneath text that reads: "the voice in my head telling me to turn it into a joke".

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 4h ago

5 WAYS TO HANDLE YOUR CHRONICALLY ILL BODY:

(1) You can't

(2) It's no use

(3) Don't even bother

(4) Look one of your baby pictures to remember the last time you felt okay

(5) Go to bed

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 4h ago

image set against a colorful, tie-dye pastel background

"PLEASE BE NICE TO ME. MY BODY ALREADY BULLIES ME ALL DAY."

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17h ago

@chronicillness.bsky.social

I love when doctors say to "avoid stress" as if we can just unsubscribe from this shitty world

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 18h ago

@chronicillness.bsky.social

Telling everyone you’re fine while your body is filled with unspeakable horrors... that’s just show biz, baby.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 18h ago

vintage black-and-white meme image showing a woman standing next to a car with an open trunk. A long, comical line of identical suitcases stretches out behind the vehicle across the ground. Overlaid on the top portion of the image is a black box with white text that reads: "Packing all my medical supplies for a short trip out of town".

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19h ago

kenzi
@kenzianidiot

“i am proud of how you’ve been handling this” well first of all it’s called compartmentalization

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19h ago

Violet Benson
@Daddyissues__

I'm an adult but more like an adult cat... Like someone should probably take care of me but I can also sorta make it on my own.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 20h ago

meme featuring text above an image of a person attempting to kayak. Text: The top of the image reads, "Them: 'Hows life?' / Me:". Image: A man with glasses and a red long-sleeve shirt sits in a completely submerged, transparent kayak. Water covers his torso up to his armpits, but he continues to hold his paddle aloft in a rowing position with a serious, determined expression. In the background, another person paddles normally in a functioning kayak, while the edge of another boat is visible in the foreground.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 20h ago

four-panel meme based on a scene from the TV show Two and a Half Men: Top-Left Panel: Alan Harper sits at a table holding a bottle, labeled "me," saying, "I think I forgot something." Top-Right Panel: Charlie Harper sits across from him holding a beer, labeled "also me," replying, "If you forgot, then it wasn't important." Bottom-Left Panel: Alan nods and agrees, "Yeah, you're right." Bottom-Right Panel: A young boy (Jake) stands alone outside in a pouring downpour, holding a soccer ball and labeled "my meds."

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21h ago

Stop asking us to pray for you if you won't give us any details about what's wrong. I'm not bothering the good Lord about a yeast infection.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 22h ago

The Way Someone with a chronic or mental illness reads inspirational quotes

There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only the infinite (underlined) passion of life (circled with ?? This part's a joke, I'm sure) (WTF do you mean there is no end? I swear to god there better not be infinite...life"

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 22h ago

a bear holding up a sign that says 'did you take your meds today you stupid b*tch?

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 23h ago

Really? Right in front of my grippy socks?

grumpy cartoon guy with grippy socks.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 23h ago

"I wish doctors approached mental health issues with the same concern they bring to physical health issues."
People with chronic illnesses:

[pic of guy with huh face on ????? should i tell them?]

@ghlori.bsky.social · yesterday

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · yesterday

Please don't ask me what I'm doing and expect me to know

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · yesterday

#nonspirational

inspirational-style graphic set against a soft, golden sunset background showing trees and a distant cityscape skyline.

"It's Never Too Late to Forget to Take Your Meds".

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · yesterday

photo of an older male doctor with a white beard smiling and talking to a female doctor with short white hair, glasses, and a clipboard, alongside other medical staff in the background.

"Report: Malpractice Suits Only Thing Keeping This Doctor Humble".

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · yesterday

Most days I accept the reality of living with my illness, I accept and adapt to my limitations. Most days. Today is not one of those days. Today is a day that I'm grieving the person I should be. Today I want to give up. But I won't because most days I'm stronger than I am today. @positively_chronic

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · yesterday

A image set against a black background featuring a colorful, sparkling, glittery swirl pattern in bright pink, purple, blue, green, and white. Overlaid in glowing text is the phrase: "Just taking a completely voluntary, definitely-not-presyncopal floor nap." Small watermark text reading "@CaseyHayward" appears near the center and at the bottom edge.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · yesterday

oh no worries i’m completely ok
its just

*takes big breath in*

*starts screaming*

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · yesterday

rarevisibility 11h

I wish "getting enough sleep" was the solution to chronic fatigue. Trust me, we've tried that one.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · yesterday

I'm unmedicated. All of my symptoms are organic & free range.

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