I need a little day. I call this, “Feeling very Ramona Quimby, Age 8.” Iykyk. Fantasizing about settling in with Wuzzles, Popples, and Snorks, followed by some classic Reading Rainbow. I just need James Earl Jones to read me Bringing the Rain to Kapiti Plain, please.

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ALT: Reading Rainbow Theme Song

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If we’re friends here and you’re on FetLife, let’s be friends there too! I’m using that as my primary social account right now because Spencer and I are getting more involved in the local spanking and kink community. Here’s me: fetlife.com/AbbyWilliams...

Hey spanko friends! Sorry it’s been a minute. I’m back out of my hermit cave and have actually started posting some of my favorite writings over on Fet. Here’s a fun spanking poem in the style of Edward Gorey’s Gashlycrumb Tinies: fetlife.com/AbbyWilliams...

We had an absolutely magical time at the touring musical production of Beauty and the Beast last night! What a stunning show! Back to making paddles and researching spanking smut today - that’s our kind of magic! ❤️🌹❤️🌹

At my spanking party yesterday a lot of us sat around and talked about @littleredspanking.bsky.social and the amazing products they make and I’m pretty sure every spanking I gave involved at least one of their implements if not more. If you want new toys I seriously can’t recommend them enough.

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Spencer and I are in line at the Arizona Renaissance Festival! Haven’t taken pics yet but wanted to send you all our love! ❤️💗❤️💗❤️💗

I turned 48 today!!!! My 48-stroke caning hasn’t happened yet, so for now, let’s celebrate with this saucy shot from my birthday back in 2020. 🎉🥳🍑🔥🎆

@redbottombrat.bsky.social and I planned this shared spanking spontaneously here on Bluesky! We shared our pics with each other post-spanking. Would be amazing to plan a worldwide spanking session with all of you! ❤️

Little Red Spanking Paddles & Straps@littleredspanking.bsky.social · 6mo ago

@naughtyabby.bsky.social (pic 2) and @redbottombrat.bsky.social (pic 1) shared 🔥 spankings last weekend, with both getting a good dose of the LRS Edwardian spanking paddle. Abby forgot to hold her paddle for her picture, so she’ll have to take another paddling, pronto! #FierceFriday #spankingtoys

The second photo is one of my all time favorites of myself. Can’t believe this was almost 20 years ago!

Little Red Spanking Paddles & Straps@littleredspanking.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Let’s bring back #ThrowbackThursday! 🕰️ Did you know that Abby and Spencer made spanking videos back in the day? 🎥 Here’s a few shots from Abby’s favorite film from the Naughty Abby series, “Fierce Foreplay.” 🤩

GORGEOUS paddle handmade by Spencer, of course! 😍 Photos by me! And yes, I did get some extra swats this weekend for “procrastinating” while taking these pics. 😅 And then of course some extra swats because SPANKING IS AWESOME!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Little Red Spanking Paddles & Straps@littleredspanking.bsky.social · 6mo ago

We are beyond excited to finally unveil our Winter 2026 Limited Edition: The Stevie Rose Hairbrush in Birch! ✨ We are completely in love with the natural beauty and balanced sensation of this wood. Makes a unique and IMPACTFUL gift! www.etsy.com/listing/4447...

I’m missing my mom a lot today, but thankfully, Google tried to help with this awkwardly timed spam. Thanks, Google! I’m 10 years older than Amanda the Marketing Exec. Maybe I should write back to let her know who’s the real MILF here. 🤣🤣🤣

Took this timed selfie while working on a new product listing. Such procrastination! I definitely deserve a spanking for real! 😳 Collectors, get ready to place your orders! 🛍️ New Limited Edition Stevie Rose Hairbrush paddle coming soon!

Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Thursday to our spanko friends here and around the world! We are grateful for you!!!

We had so much fun at the spanking party! 🍑💯 Thank you to @misschris.bsky.social and @aztrunk.bsky.social for the perfect start to the holidays! 🌟 We participated in a round robin spanking circle with 5 bottoms (including Abby) & 4 tops (including Spencer) that was the highlight of our night! 🔥🔥

What should I wear to the spanking party tonight? Doesn’t look like I can take a poll (although I can definitely take a pole LOL). Suggestions and opinions welcome! 👗Little black dress 📝 Schoolgirl plaid skirt with Mary Janes 🙃 Something from my costume collection (wench, handmaid, sorceress)

Should I play hooky for the second time this week so I can shop for an outfit for this party? I work for myself so I can’t get in trouble, but would consider a spanking from Spencer, just to be safe. 😉

Little Red Spanking Paddles & Straps@littleredspanking.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Any locals going to Miss Chris’s Spanks-Vember to Remember party this Saturday? We (Abby & Spencer) will be there! Not vending, just attending as the spankos we are. Let us know if you’ll be there so we can say hi!

I made this post because I work in AI. All the major platforms forbid training and quality testing on kink. Sexual health is fine, but it does NOT get trained on kink. It mostly uses Reddit and other social media sites to cobble info together, if it answers at all. Ask a human! We’re here for you.

Little Red Spanking Paddles & Straps@littleredspanking.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Questions on paddles, straps, spanking, and impact play? 🙋 We’re always here to help. 🛟 💌 Send us a message here, using using the contact forms on Etsy & LRStoys.com, on Fet, or email us at hello@lrstoys.com. AI pieces info together from the internet. We’re real humans with real life experience. 🫶

“Spa cuffs,” anyone? Somehow today turned into a playing hooky self-care stocking stuffer shopping day. Encountered this Strawberry Shortcake vintage-vibe “spa set” complete with… cuffs? #RetroKink #BathtimeBDSM

Hey gang! Happy Monday! I got busy with other projects and Spencer has of course been busy busy in the workshop - he is my sexy spanking Santa! But I’ll be working on follow-backs and updates on both this and the LRS account today, looking forward to seeing what you’ve all been up to! 😍🍑

To celebrate how thankful we are for all you wonderful spankos, we’re giving away a Limited Edition Stevie Rose Hairbrush spanking paddle in luscious Shedua wood. #FreePaddleFriday 🍑 Make sure you’re following us ✅ Repost to enter! Visit us for more beautiful woods & leathers at LRStoys.com.

I love taking pics of our paddles! 📸Here’s our brand new LRS Limited Edition Stevie Rose Hairbrush in Shedua. Soooo pretty and so perfect for fall. 🍁 Get yours at lrstoys.com/products/ste... Handmade by Spencer, pics by me! 🤩 #LRStoys #autumnassthrashings

Fall is officially here! 🍁 It’s the new Limited Edition Stevie Rose Hairbrush Paddle in Shedua. This medium-heavy wood brings a beautiful burn to chilly autumn nights. 🔥 Don’t get left out in the cold! Shop LRS for all your cool weather corporal punishment needs. lrstoys.com/products/ste...

What a week to come back to social media! 🤯 Don’t worry - here at LRS, we’re talking about what we’re always talking about: butts and spanking! Here’s Abby’s beautiful, sexy, pink… coffee cup. 🤣 And of course her spanked bottom too! #LRStoys #littleredspanking

I 💛 these pics of our new limited edition Yellowheart hairbrush paddle. No AI at all! Just me standing over a pool exactly at noon for the brightest sun and no shadows. @spencerspanks.bsky.social makes the prettiest paddles. I love showing them off!

Little Red Spanking Paddles & Straps@littleredspanking.bsky.social · last yr.

The heat is here! 🔥 Just launched, our Summer Edition Stevie Rose Hairbrush Spanking Paddle in Yellowheart! Featuring beautiful vivid sunny Yellowheart wood with pink streaks like a summer sunset. Bright, thuddy. Only for a limited time. Shop for summer spankings now: www.etsy.com/listing/4321...

Just launched: The new Luxury Loop in Espresso. Crafted from rich, oak-bark tanned leather and paired with a silky-smooth Walnut handle, this 2.5-inch strap delivers elegance and impeccable control — no flop, no wrap. Just clean, cravable impact. lrstoys.com/products/lux...

How was everyone’s weekend? I had the sweetest caning dream last night! After a weekend of food poisoning, it was nice to be doing something sexy. Hopefully I’ll be up for the real thing soon! Spencer was wonderful in real life, both taking care of me and crafting orders. He’s amazing! I’m tired. 😭

Happy Friday! Have you seen our Red Hot Spanking Gallery? Then you know we have some hot pics but we need more! If you have an LRS toy, we’d love to add your pics! Don’t have a pic? Weekend project! Don’t have an LRS piece? You know where to find us! Have an awesome weekend, fellow spankos! ❤️😘

Little Red Spanking Paddles & Straps@littleredspanking.bsky.social · last yr.

Your pics wanted!!! 🍑🔥 We are opening up submissions for our Red Hot Spanking Gallery. Looking for pics of your LRS paddles, straps, or you with your LRS spanking toys! Everyone is welcome. Post & tag us or send a DM - we’d love to add you to the gallery! lrstoys.com/pages/shop-t...

I ❤️ these new designs by @spencerspanks.bsky.social! Got to spend the morning taking pics of these stunning new straps. The one on top is American Bison with that Tigerwood we all love - ohmygosh it’s so sexy! The other is an incredible tortoiseshell chocolate with Tropical Walnut handle. Love! 🔥🥰

Little Red Spanking Paddles & Straps@littleredspanking.bsky.social · last yr.

Meet our brand new Luxury Loop Spanking Strap, now available at LRS! Soft, luxurious leather with a distinct weight for the perfect throw. At 2.5 inches wide and 20 inches long tip-to-tip, it’s fiercely functional for all styles of spanking and impact play. www.etsy.com/shop/LittleR...

🧡ONE DAY SALE ALERT!!!🧡 Bluesky followers only! Use code APRIL15 when you check out today for 15% off your entire order! Tax Day is no fun! Let’s celebrate spanking together. What paddle or strap can we start making for you? www.etsy.com/shop/LittleR...

Happy Friday! Back by popular demand, it’s my spanked bottom! Thank you to the person who reminded me I hadn’t posted a pic in some time. And thank you to @spencerspanks.bsky.social, of course, for giving me this beautifully spanked bum! 😍