ofmd's thesis on physical violence is that it's bad if you are doing it for reasons that are not Authentically You but it's fine as long as you're having fun and being yourself

everyone pause and look

They painstakingly created one (1) guest room, decorated to high standard, fully furnished in the finest items they could get, all amenities you could need. Then they got bored and just opened.

it’s one thing to hear the chain out in public but strawberry letter 23? STRAWBERRY LETTER 23??

Coyote vs. ACME so good they should start bringing back other HBO-canned media like Our Flag Means Death

wait if you’re missing Our Flag Means Death and i’m missing Our Flag Means Death…then who’s driving the boat?!

Mr Buttons 🏴‍☠️🤡 soft clowning era. Still obsessed with 🏴‍☠️ and🦇 🐺@mrbuttons284266.bsky.social · 3w ago

It's missing Our Flag Means Death hours.

a man who thinks himself unlovable vs the one who thinks he’s lovely

𝖇𝖊𝖊 🏴‍☠️@girlstede.bsky.social · 4w ago

anyway i’m thinking about how stede’s automatic kneejerk response when asked what blackbeard is like is to say “he’s lovely” and how ed has probably never had someone think that about him before. he thinks he is LOVELY. something about that word specifically is making me feral

Everyones say thank you to the ofmd for fang do it NOW

fun and games… an episode so powerful it rekindled three romances (ed and stede) (anne and mary) (buttons and the sea)

modern au where stede runs back to ed and asks him if he can come with, it’s getting a bit dark and he can’t find his car in the costco parking lot

*leans against the wall* I am a casual ofmd enjoyer you could say

I love that they included good food as one of ed’s reasons to live. makes you think about stede giving ed marmalade when they first met and knowing how he likes his tea in a new light ❤️

when it comes to media criticism I like to walk around muttering it’s good but it’s no innkeeper

thinking about how piracy made ed feel so trapped and how one of the things he thought would be cool about being an innkeeper is that people could leave whenever they liked

if you see me reposting your amazing ofmd thoughts, memes, or artwork just imagine that you’re stede I’m ed going “clap😠” to my followers

my crew? talked it through. my poison? turned into positivity. my flag? means death.

ed forgiving stede for running away and mary forgiving stede for running away and the crew forgiving stede for running away and even zheng and jackie forgiving stede *looks at you with joy in my eyes* do you see it? do you get it??

aggie🌷tulipseason@tulipseasons.bsky.social · 11mo ago

stede forgiving the crew for plotting mutiny and immediately forgiving ed for plotting to kill him and immediately forgiving mary for plotting to kill him and then forgiving izzy (if you squint) for plotting to kill him…the man evades death and brushes it off and thus changes lives what can you say

i love you ofmd

thinking about olu and stede… how olu is the first to say he likes stede’s storytime, asks him point blank if he wants to live, saves his strange cringefail captain’s ass twice in back to back eps 1 AND 2, even tells him he’s got nice hair after ed leaves with cj… he’s just a real one yknow

ok but when will they hang the ofmd breakfast tray title card in the louvre

DONT think about how ed squeaks out the exact same “no!” when stede tells him “hey, i’m your friend” in the art of fuckery, And when izzy says “they love you, ed” in mermen. DONT THINK ABOUT IT

it’s always missing my show hours at 1am for some reason

I understand ed cause if I woke up and someone immediately handed bread and marmalade to me I’d also fall in love with them

gonna be HONEST and VULNERABLE. I do in fact miss our flag means death

i love ed and stede so much i love our flag means death i feel crazy. i feel crazy. the way that i feel right now would have had me institutionalized for hysteria if we were in the 19th century

I WILL AVENGE YOU DAVID

I think they should take all the money marvel is spending on doomsday nonsense and give it to david jenkins to do whatever the fuck he wants

you’d think with superhero fatigue studios would be interested to try out fresh approaches, especially with showrunners/directors who have a record of building fanbases from the ground up w/o existing IP but no. it seems more and more they’d rather dig their heels into a ship that’s barely afloat