Chesapeake Bay
@chesapeakebay.bsky.social
The most important estuary in the world.
Sometimes, a quiet sunrise over one of my tributaries is just what is needed to prepare for the day.
We've been exchanging bodily of water fluids for awhile now, but we keep all our content free for your enjoyment.
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Yes. Every time I'd crab cake time. However, be careful. If they're advertising it as "Maryland-style" or "Eastern Shore-style", it may not be my crabs... it may be imposter Gulf or Thai crabs. Source carefully!
It is only 4pm but when in Maryland, you have to eat a crab cake, right?
They're my border collies of the water.
Chesapeake Bay expert says more dolphin sightings means bay is recovering - Maryland Matters
Experts said sightings of bottlenose dolphins in the Chesapeake Bay are becoming more common, especially as the water gets warmer, and it’s another indication the health of the bay is improving.
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13/10 - Would send gulls to steal from you and drop in me.
The chessie - a foot long Chesapeake sausage with crab dip, corn, fried green tomatoes on a pretzel bun
Sometimes you just want to slip into something stunning before a night out.
It's a beautiful day for you to come spend some time with me... maybe grab some dinner outside... dip your toes in and let me kiss them.
I'm one of the wettest estuaries in the world.
Did you know that London is not in the top 30 wettest cities in Europe. Even Rome & Paris are wetter consistently We are close to London & there has been no real rain for months Even so, if you scrape the surface it is still damp just below. Woodland trees work together
Not a fan. marylandmatters.org/2025/03/24/t...
‘Ticking time bombs’: Nearly 100 coal ash dumps pepper Chesapeake Bay watershed - Maryland Matters
The use of coal to produce power in the U.S. has sharply declined in recent decades, as utilities switch to natural gas or renewable energy. But dozens of coal ash dumps have been left behind in the C...
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Can confirm am a national treasure.
The Chesapeake Bay isn’t just a national treasure: It’s our responsibility. This Act helps farmers adopt better conservation practices, modernizes water protections, and accelerates restoration efforts – all while strengthening our economy. youtube.com/shorts/kE8yW...
Why go over me when it's so much better to be on me? www.instagram.com/reel/DHW7MwJ...
Love watching nine men go for the pearl.
THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
But my Gorgeous Dazzling Product is the highest in the nation.
This is a pretty wild fact 🤯 Bay Area 🔥🔥🔥
On other platforms, I used to post daily interesting content about efforts you humans were taking to help keep me clean. Let's just say there's probably going to be less of that for a few years, unfortunately. And if you keep it up, fewer blue crabs and oysters.
Just to clarify, what the fuck kind of dumbass list is this? YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMEONE.
I assume that I am not at the very top of this list because it is alphabetical. Otherwise, imma start a beef with Acadia National Park.
a man in a leather jacket is standing in a doorway holding a gun .
Alt: The Fonz in a leather jacket is standing in a doorway saying eyyyyyyyyyyy.
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I have spent a blissful 30 minutes following all of the alt national parks accounts on Bluesky and now I’m going to go and find the alt government agencies and probably the Great Lakes and volcano accounts, which used to be my favorite part of Twitter. Please let me know if there’s anything else!
More followers. Less corruption. That is how the Bay do. www.instagram.com/reel/DHJiyrF...
NIAGARA FALLS NUDES!!! I REPEAT NIAGARA FALLS NUDES FOR FREE 😳🥵😮💨
Take a look at this 👇🏼
A documentary from PBS on one of my worst days in recent memory. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE7i...
Baltimore Bridge Collapse | Full Documentary | NOVA | PBS
YouTube video by NOVA PBS Official
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I kinda just want to work with the other bodies of water to rise up and flood everything. Wipe the slate clean and start over.
I wish I had it in me to joke and be horny like normal, but y'all... I'm just sad.