You might remember Nicklas Bendtner as a misfiring Arsenal striker with godawful tattoos. But what he lacked in goals, he made up for in scintillating off-field scandal. From bedding baronesses to boob job blackmail, welcome to the ludicrous life of Lord Bendtner...

Eric Cantona’s kung-fu kick might be the most iconic moment in Premier League history. But what happened next is even more mental. From strangling TV presenters to courtroom kung fu kicks, strap in for the wild, untold story…