Went on the Haus Of Decline podcast to discuss music, voice training, and millennial cringe. Check it out!

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 9h ago

New podcast ep! @altamiravt.bsky.social joins me to discuss her new Lush Pop record "How to Get Off The Ground." We talk about the Beatles. We also get into the weeds about vocal training technique. We teach you how to do the Girl Paul McCartney voice. It's grand! hausofdecline.ca/podcast

New podcast ep! @altamiravt.bsky.social joins me to discuss her new Lush Pop record "How to Get Off The Ground." We talk about the Beatles. We also get into the weeds about vocal training technique. We teach you how to do the Girl Paul McCartney voice. It's grand! hausofdecline.ca/podcast

Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel

Sports are the best form of entertainment because you can invest 2.5 hours into something only to lose. They should make a movie that you can lose.

Vladdy homered at Rogers Centre, so here's some sort of thirst trap

This is important

mechanical twerk@ruhee.ca · 3d ago

Just in time for Dylan Cease's start, I'd like to present my newest dumb baseball website: STACHECAST Were you wondering whether Cease pitches better with that giant stache, with the long beard, or with something else? We have the answer. Maybe. stachecast.lol

I need to do cons in order to promote my work, but cons are a fucking nightmare. They combine three of my most hated things: crowds, schmoozing and commerce.

The irony of someone who uses the word "gigahon" calling me an "optics nuke."

Being a person who tells jokes for a living and then losing a game of Quiplash is the ultimate humiliation.

I am a massive hater and I dislike most music, unless I know you personally, in which case I will ride or die for whatever art you produce regardless of my taste.

i love Alex HausOfDecline's comics, she's got the sauce and she spreads it liberally as a sign of appreciation - artist to artist, Alex to Alex - i humbly present a #BoneHurtingJuice edit of her excellent work please go follow her

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 4d ago

Everyone should learn to cook if possible. One of the simplest and greatest acts of care is feeding someone something delicious. Sanji would be my hero if he wasn't a sex pest.

I feel that certain forms of art are relatively insultated from the threat of AI. It will create a bifurcated market, where people who engage with art primarily as a distraction will bow to the machine, whereas people that use art for its emotional value will pay a premium for human made stuff.

Suffering does not necessarily make your art better, but as long as you're suffering, you may as well get some art out of it.

I was 11 years old on 9/11 and I wasn't phased by it upon first hearing about it. I knew that we bombed other countries. I saw Saddam Hussein on Animaniacs. I assumed other countries bombed us sometimes. My parents had to sit me down to explain why we're above the violence we inflict on others.

One of the most important types of accounts you can follow is something I call "The Dipshit Barometer." If there is a fearmongering, apocalyptic take going around, check in on the dipshit barometer to see if they affirm it. If they do, you don't have to worry about it.

It is obvious to me that AI has immense destructive power, but I don't really think the people dismissing these concerns as 'marketing' are doing so because they are uninformed or as 'cope.' I think the AI industry's historical capacity for puffery is informing these takes.

From Evangelical Christians to Rokos Basilisk-pilled AI engineers, it's funny how many people exist out there who are actively trying to bring about the apocalypse. I feel that if you have stated omnicidal intent, it should be automatic grounds for [redacted]

Had significantly more emotional experience with Coyote vs. Acme than with Camp Miasma

Baseball is the best sport because it's the only sport with guys named Bip.

New podcast ep! I am joined by musician and multi-talented artist Lex Walton to discuss her wonderful new album "Ultimate Love Forever." We also throw down in a Big Eye competition to see who has the biggest eyes. hausofdecline.ca/podcast