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My doomsday prophecy says Elon will do something to the astronauts before the return from ISS. He will then claim that he could have saved them
The only way that I ate every day when I was in school was to have free lunches. I guess I was a parasite.
RFK the younger is getting his ass handed to him. Question… Is sounding exactly like Catherine Hepburn a pre-existing condition?
Don’t wanna jinx things but I sold my first script, to be made sooner than expected
I think it’s almost frozen iguana is falling out of trees in Florida time
I quit drinking alcohol two years ago. And it has made all the difference in my life. I urge you to quit drinking alcohol.
Jimmy Carter was far more than a President. He was the embodiment of humanity. Perhaps, the last of his kind
Being stupid is like being dead. You haunt every person. place, or thing you’ve ever touched.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re having a way better Christmas than Matt Gaetz