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JaguarMaster

@jaguarmaster.bsky.social

44 MLM He/Him Open 18+ Only. Please have your age in your profile.

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JaguarMaster@jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 3d ago

Castlevania: Belmont's Curse is a good game, but GODDAMN is it hard. Thank the gods it has accessibility settings to alter the difficulty so that anyone can complete it. I had to do that big time. Maybe the next run won't be so rough if I just practice enough.

JaguarMaster@jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 2w ago

NO FUCKING THANKS! I swear, if this doesn't get people to stop playing Fortnite or modern games from Epic in general, nothing will. At this point, you're addicted to the game.

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · 2w ago

NEW: Epic Games has delayed its upcoming (not yet announced) Star Wars + Marvel shooter as it pivots to complete AI game development. "No more hand-written code," a director told staff. All art "generated with full AI workflows." Full scoop: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

JaguarMaster@jaguarmaster.bsky.social · last mo.

Gee, I wonder why? Could it be because today's parents only call when they want something? Treat their kids as slaves? Never do anything out of the goodness of their hearts? Joke about being the result of a broken condom? Because that's exactly what mine did to me. Fuck them.

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · last mo.

Many experts believe that estrangements are becoming an epidemic, driven by shifting family norms and changing therapy practices. on.wsj.com/4rBwger

JaguarMaster@jaguarmaster.bsky.social · last mo.

We all have that one boss in video games that drives us up the wall. The one where you plan, build up your characters, look up strategies and videos; all so you can stand an ice cube's chance in hell against it, only for us to throw our controllers when it all goes to shit. ...GALDERAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

JaguarMaster@jaguarmaster.bsky.social · last mo.

For me, it has to be One Must Fall: 2097. It's the origin of my user name. This is the Jaguar, in its debut form on the left. The design on the right is from the sequel game OMF: Battlegrounds. Both are badass in their own right, but I like the feral design of the Battlegrounds version, myself.

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Retro Blast 👻@retroblastpod.com · last mo.

What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?

JaguarMaster@jaguarmaster.bsky.social · last mo.

I just had my audition. It was a simple meet and greet. I got to share about how I'm part of a virtual game show group, and the contestant coordinator seemed really surprised by it. Hopefully that's a good sign!

JaguarMaster@jaguarmaster.bsky.social · last mo.

I wound up in the ER on Sunday due to events on Saturday caused by someone who I can't stand. My parents never bothered to call to see how I was doing. They don't care about me at all besides what labor they can get out of me. No more. No more apologies or second chances.

JaguarMaster@jaguarmaster.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I checked my email a little bit ago and got the surprise of my life. I've been selected to partake in a virtual audition for Wheel of Fortune in the next week! I can't believe this is happening. My grandmother would be proud of me, I think....