GUINNESS
@guinnessisacat.bsky.social
AUTHOR. MODEL. ACTOR. A GOOD AND PRETTY BOY. I STEAL FOOD AND BREAK THINGS. OPINIONS ARE MY OWN. HE/HIM. 🇨🇦
WHY I AM YELLING: MY HUMAN MADE PIZZA BUT IT IS JUST COOLING ON THE COUNTER NOBODY IS FEEDING IT TO ME
WHY IS IT THAT ONLY IN LOOKING INTO THE VOID DO I FEEL TRULY SEEN
UGH SO RUDE I SAT BY THE DOOR AND YELLED AT MY HUMAN TO STAY HOME BUT THEY WENT OUT ANYWAY GUESS I’LL NAP AND GLARE OUT THE WINDOW
THIS MORNING THEY FAILED TO PERCEIVE ME WHEN I *DID* WISH TO BE PERCEIVED SO I SQUEAKED LIKE A TINY KITTEN
GUINNESS@guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 3w agoWHY I AM CURRENTLY YELLING: MY HUMAN PERCEIVED ME WHEN I DID NOT WISH TO BE PERCEIVED.
WHY I AM CURRENTLY YELLING: MY HUMAN PERCEIVED ME WHEN I DID NOT WISH TO BE PERCEIVED.
MY HUMAN IS EATING YOGURT I WOULD *ALSO* LIKE TO EAT YOGURT
TODAY I AM THINKING ABOUT SERIOUS BUSINESS I DON’T EXACTLY KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I AM THINKING ABOUT IT
NO MORE REVENGE BEDTIME PROCRASTINATION, HUMAN TIME FOR REVENGE SLEEPING
I DID NOT LIKE THE THUNDER I DID NOT LIKE THE SCARY ALARMS FROM THE RADIO AND THE PHONE I DID NOT LIKE WHEN EVERYTHING GOT VERY DARK I *DID* LIKE GETTING CHURU 😸 #ONStorm
MY HUMAN WENT AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS AND THEN THEY CAME BACK AND I HAVE REALLY BIG FEELINGS FOR A LITTLE CAT
