am i "celebrating" anyone's death?? no, not just anyone. i have list
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grim reaper finally locked the fuck in. he's standing in front of that claw machine with a roll of quarters and an agenda
NEW VIDEO: the donnie darko sequel—s. darko—set math on fire www.youtube.com/watch?v=1isA...
The Time a Donnie Darko Sequel Set Fire to Math
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It looks like getting hit with the age verification the other day through Bluesky was maaaaybe a glitch? But also Texas has legislation for it too.
they want you to believe that elon musk "earned" one trillion dollars, but poor people "stole" food stamps
crazy to me that rich people have been so successful in perpetuating the lie that the poor are stealing from everyone. they don't have any money. the rich people are the ones with the money! that's who stole the money
This was a nice notification. Taking better care of my body is paying off. 😌
Between walking a decent amount at work and taking up spinning with my stationary bike, I’ve been feeling incredibly good in my own body lately.
For example, I posted a selfie on one of the other platforms and of course everyone is being normal about it. 🥴
Also, the people advocating for everyone having their real names has never been a woman on the internet. 🫠
Me: I’m feeling good, feeling decently recharged. Also me: *looks at waiting messages* Absolutely not.
I will take my sleep being disrupted every time even if it’s nothing over missing something important when it happens. A bunch of little girls died last year at Camp Mystic because people were neglectful and not properly prepared to deal with flooding. A little loss of sleep won’t hurt.
Several emergency alerts went off last night on people’s phones due to flash flooding warnings. And now lots of people are complaining about it. It can be that you’re slightly annoyed about the loss of sleep AND—the important part is “AND”!—be grateful that alert system exists.
Several emergency alerts went off last night on people’s phones due to flash flooding warnings. And now lots of people are complaining about it. It can be that you’re slightly annoyed about the loss of sleep AND—the important part is “AND”!—be grateful that alert system exists.
i keep thinking about this video and about how the Republicans want to sell 20 somethings on the dream of living in a shack like the Unabomber, masturbating to the concept of a mythical submissive bangmaid, instead of feeling collective joy
KNICKS IN FIVE KNICKS PRIDE BROOKLYN
Despite it being June in Texas, yesterday was my first day in the pool all season. I made a Sauvignon Blanc fruit smoothie (wine, peaches, mango, and honey) that turned out delicious and had the best company. 😎
I have two very different dynamics with my two partners: One of them gives me head scritches and caresses my skin until I fall asleep in his arms, and the other *I* give gentle leg and foot rubs until they’re sleeping like a kitten. My life is pure magic.
Between walking a decent amount at work and taking up spinning with my stationary bike, I’ve been feeling incredibly good in my own body lately.
Hotter take: we need to stop the ongoing dumbing down of everything in the name of “American accessibility” and stop ceding to people who don’t want to learn. Some things are just above your level and if you never want to reach that, that’s a choice you can make.
James Joyce is gonna read this and come back from the dead so he can publish Finnegan's Wake 2 out of sheer spite.
There’s a reason they’re targeting libraries. They don’t want you educated. They don’t want you to have a nuanced view of history. Or to read novels that will give you empathy. Or to know about inspiring women, Black or LGBTQ people. They want you intellectually small and easy to manipulate.
the way these dudes talk about tools that have been around for less time than the last batman movie should be studied by addiction researchers
im about to print this and frame it
Remember to be kind. You never know what boss fight someone is stuck on.
I inhaled “Yesteryear” in two days and loved it. It’s about a tradwife that gets transported back in time to actually have to live the life she’s selling to other people and it’s delicious and biting.
When I get the urge to setup office hours to fit in all the people who I want to spend time with or want to spend time with me, I know I’m probably doing too much.
we don't have a masculinity crisis. we have a patriarchy crisis. patriarchy creates and sustains male unhappiness with its dogmatic, toxic, rigid definition of masculinity which says the worst and most undesirable thing a human can be is female which is how we get insults like "Low-T Talarico"