Rook

@rookthederg.bsky.social

32. King of the Big Fellas. Appreciator of wedgies. Ace(-ish). Please do not follow if you are under 18. Let's try to keep this account and my other account separate, please. Suggestive/NSFW. Header by @silas.

HE'S REAL!!! the Gimme Swag campaign for the Solchinoko plush is live for 3 weeks! if you missed the original pledge campaign, or want another Little Guy, be sure to grab one! link in replies and in bio!

𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐟 scrambles to hide his dignity when 𝐋𝐢'𝐥 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧, 𝐌𝐮𝐜𝐡, and 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 unexpectedly crash the prince of thieves' 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄!😳.˚◦ 🛁˚○• SeptENMber #4: 🐶 𝑺𝑼𝑹𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑬 𝑮𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑺🏹✨

Can’t believe I never shared this here wtf. Look at my new gorgeous transmasc lesbian homotherium character, his name is Salem ! One of Logan’s friends.

The Bongo Master! A supervillain whose domain is man butts. Wherever he goes, men bend over and present their hindquarters for him to drum on. The fatter the better. Percussive symphonies are his trademark. Bend over in the presence of the Bongo Master!