Patricia Taxxon

@patriciataxxon.bsky.social

tumblr users became the death of me

i like to believe that wish nikki is an actual entity that was brought into existence to love bear & just kinda goes insane because of those cruel circumstances alone. i focused a lot more on her 'character' the second time round

the level 1 discourse for Poor Things was "disgusting male fantasy pedo slop" and the level 2 discourse was "uhm, actually, you're supposed to think it's bad, media literacy moment" and level 3 is when u realize the film is lowkey a sexual liberation parable abt a kid and maybe that's baller idk

one time a kid tricked me into eating a spicy pepper just so he could boast abt how the one he ate was five times hotter, and i was 11 years old & had not eaten anything spicy before then, i very well could have been subjectively feeling more heat than he did eating a hotter pepper

i wanna do for melanie martinez crybaby what fnaf vhs did for five nights at freddy's, i want to make her fans rediscover what they liked about her by doing a faithful remake and minorly improving on some things

"ai" as it exists now is an investment scam but there are enough genuine use cases for it that it will definitely continue to exist post-crash, while NFTs were purely smoke made so there could be something to buy with crypto