Rockette Fox

@rockettefox.bsky.social

Biracial Korean-American storyteller, illustrator, performer, streamer, activist.

Welp, I may have peaked as an artist with this… absolute masterpiece 🙌 I’m really not sure what else I could have done for #inktober Day 12 prompt of Shredded, but when the call goes out I can but merely answer 🧐 I hope you enjoy as much as I did! ^^

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The main crime lord called in reinforcements and a train full of little Lego men in black beanies and striped shirts came pouring out. At this I asked, “If they haven’t been caught yet, why are they wearing striped prison shirts?” He replied, “How else will you know they’re criminals?” Touché. (2/2)

Last night, after the younger ones had gone to bed, some sort of children’s true crime Lego show was on. The controller had died so my partner and I sat watching, having succumb to the Saw-like circumstances that led to watching this epic tale of brick crime and punishment. (1/2)

I finally made it to the gym on a shop day *and* ran an 11 and a half min mile—which is the fast I’ve gone in over the last two and a half decades!✨ So much gratitude to Bloodywood whose music got me through running my first mile since middle school, and is the soundtrack as I work toward my goals 🤘

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Looks like the betamax crop is coming in nicely - little known tip, let them ripen in the ground a little longer for a fresh VHS. 🌱 Now to see who gets that joke 🤣🥲 Having watched a lot of horror though, if you think I’m gonna find out what’s on that tape, you’ve another thing coming lol

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Pet peeve number 56: standing in a long line, then someone walks up and starts talking to the person in front of you. Bam! Now they’re in front of you, too. Not ordering together, but just a successful cut. Discuss.

The desire for ‘good old days’ doesn’t take into consideration that we are different people at different times in our life. Nostalgia for an experience when one was young isn’t wrong. What’s wrong is holding others hostage to an experience that, even in an unchanging world, would change with age.

Have you ever eaten something so unpleasant you can track its whole horrific journey through your body - every inch of your digestive system crying out, “You did this to me!” - to finally end, not with peace, but immense pain and regret? Anyway, Happy Holidays 🌲❄️🎁

Interestingly, it’s as if throwing all the federal charges at Luigi is an attempt to dissuade others from doing the same - rather than address the system that made him an icon and would make others angry enough to follow suit.

It’s time to play Neurodivergent or Watches Too Much True Crime! Is it my brain or what I put in it? Why not both? 😹 Seriously, though, I feel like any time “does ____ make you uncomfortable” is added to something the answer could be, “Well now it does, thanks.”

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Watching hoarders: Organizer: “Do you see this spoiled food? We have to throw it out!” Me: “Ew how gross!” Organizer moments later: “We can’t keep dead animals in the freezer.” Me: “Now let’s not say things we can’t take back…” #witchlife 💀😹

I’m just a girl with a turkey leg wearing a tin foil hat and teaching her cats to sit in a row while a Hoarders marathon plays in the background. (In my defense, I’m refreshing my hair and ran out of caps. The protection from aliens is just a bonus 😜)