Omg I won at being a client at the vet, something normal to want and possible to achieve, because I used common sense to not let my cat pee before her urine collection and they said they appreciate me 🥰🥰🥰
Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam)
@writer-hardly.bsky.social
Fandom account so I can be unwell about pirates and fictional hockey players without drawing concern from acquaintances. Wawa enjoyer, fanfic writer, cat person. She/Her | 38 | Minors DNI https://archiveofourown.org/users/Writer_Hardly_Know_Her
But in other news, I’m finally caught up with Dungeon Crawler Carl! What pop culture have I missed since April?
I’ve recently been very paranoid about my cat getting into something she shouldn’t or being poisoned by, like, shampoo I’ve used for years. I’ve been calming myself down with “But has this or that ever happened before?” GUESS WHO DECIDED TO EAT 14 INCHES OF YARN LAST NIGHT
Coyote vs. Acme was fantastic! Go see it to spite Warner Bros/HBO but also because it’s a great time
By age 25 she was married 20 times, owned her own successful business, and had a thriving future side hustle in pharmaceuticals (poisoning, nose preservation). What's stopping you? #grindset #hustleinspo #betheceoofyourlife #cutoffpeoplesnoses
How I feel showing my family the neat stuff I made at pirate camp (thank you forever for the painting tutorial @deanbird.bsky.social and the awesome needlepoint project @tenderashell.bsky.social!)
SO much gathering and I already miss everyone so much 😭😭😭
The Greater Philadelphia Pyrate Society@phillypyrates.bsky.social · 2mo agoAnother camp pirated! 🎵 We gather together 🎵
This is throwing me through a loop. I’ve been told I’m very likeable. I win over clients that hate other teams. I got our electric company to trim a tree when they told our neighbor no. So why am I the one who sets up play dates? Is everyone an introvert except for this family that doesn’t like me?
Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam)@writer-hardly.bsky.social · 3mo agoVery Ed Teach at the pool last night in the sense that I ended up running into some parent friends/frenemies and felt veeeeeery “You’re all fickle” and wanted to burn everything down at the end of the night
Very Ed Teach at the pool last night in the sense that I ended up running into some parent friends/frenemies and felt veeeeeery “You’re all fickle” and wanted to burn everything down at the end of the night
I feel like I could write a dissertation on Dungeon Crawler Carl, but then I remember how much my PHD friends hated writing their dissertations so maybe I could write a 12th grade AP English paper
Today my dad told me that my grandma used to drink iced coffees and I was absolutely shocked because I genuinely didn’t know that iced coffee was a thing before 1995 earliest
Alrighty Husband has an interview this morning - he’s been unemployed since March so send alllllllllll the vibes please
i got almost no donations so far and im desperate so please signal boost this if you can
debs 🏴☠️🩸@edstede.bsky.social · 4mo agoSo, babygirl has a stone in her ureter and high cholesterol. Her blood test was normal, but we need to change her food and get her compounded medication. Here are the prescriptions; if anyone can help us, the k0fi is ko-fi.com/deborahalves...
Ok yes, 30% of why I made my friends go to this restaurant was so I could get a picture of the pepperoni pizza Blackbeard flag. Worth it, even though I ended up waaaaaaaaaay too drunk on blackberry lemonade mimosas and wanted to die
Oh it’s “excellent day” day! Happy birthday, sentient plant sex pollen fic
Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam)@writer-hardly.bsky.social · last yr.JUNE 3! AN EXCELLENT DAY! My first E Rated fic! The Revenge has everything a Plant that feeds off sexual energy could ever want. However, what he *really* needs to grow big & strong is a *sporegasm*. Unfortunately he's being edged by two oblivious pirate captains. archiveofourown.org/works/66114844
best conversation starters: 1. do you have any pets? 2. what’s your favorite season? 3. what are you best at? 4. 5. 6. 7. you ever feel trapped? like you're just treading water, waiting to drown
HILARIOUS mystery solved. I’m still fighting with my mom, today she hit me with a comment about my husband piling on and I was BAFFLED because he hasn’t said anything. Then she referenced a text my dad read to her (which opens with HI DAD and continues in first person about ongoing events) 1/?
Thoughts and prayers, I’m about to try to put new eyeliner on 🙏
TW: Dark humor about my eating disorder recovery (I’m ok, but my brain can’t stop making this reference. We do a good job being body positive or neutral, and my kid was just being goofy, but it was a moment of eeesh)
IT’S DONE!!!!!!! archiveofourown.org/works/624464...
Let It Once Be Me - Chapter 8 - Writer_Hardly_Know_Her - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam)@writer-hardly.bsky.social · 2y agoNew fic! Stede is looking for love, Ed is a lone wolf who doesn't "do" romance. Will past heartbreak keep Ed from a Happy Ever After? Will Stede admit no one compares to Ed? Will Pete find a sleeveless tux in time for his wedding? Find out in "Let It Once Be Me"! archiveofourown.org/works/62446474
Ok like, the final chapter of my fic is written. All I have to do is upload it to AO3, give it one last look through, and probably make some edits while I fix formatting SO WHY AREN’T I DOING IT?
I’m just a girl, standing in front of AO3, asking it stop freezing on the “prove you’re not a robot” page and let me finish the fic I was almost done reading 😭😭😭
HECK YEA I got roller skates for Mother’s Day. Those 7-9 months of morning sickness were all worth it
Ever get news from your parents and you’re like “ohhh nooo this is another semi-toxic trait I’m going to have to unlearn”?