Rachel Pologe

@rachelpologewrites.bsky.social

Romance writer 📚💕✍️ NOW THAT WE DON’T TALK (Berkley 2026) It’s like apology without the A, but please don’t apologize for mispronouncing my name she/her

I’m going to make a cute graphic later but the 1st day of Disability Pride Month seems like a good day to announce that my book is now available everywhere for pre-order. 😱‼️😍 It’s a romance novel that also unapologetically calls out ableism—oh, and everyone is disabled. 😌🫶🏻 tinyurl.com/3v2rxwbz

It’s All in Your Head

A “poignant and swoony” romance about a woman with a rare neurological condition who agrees to fake-date the hot guy in her chronic pain support group—...

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Turns out all I needed to do to get my infant to burp consistently was to make her a song like I did for diaper and outfit changes, so now we sing, “Do You Wanna Burp for Mama?” to the tune of “Do You Want to Build a Snowman?” and why didn’t I figure this out months ago 🫠

Just thinking about the time my ex started telling me about his past relationships and then paused and said, “It’ll be easier if I just do this,” and sent me a link to a two-part Tumblr post he’d written on the subject. He was 30 years old.

What advice would I give film students? You really, really do not need to put your school projects on IMDb because one day you’ll have actual credits and yet it’ll say you’re known for something you made 12 years ago that 3 people saw and as hard as you try, you’ll never be able to get that deleted!

I’m preemptively embarrassed about how many times Spotify is going to tell me that I listened to Tubthumping by Chumbawamba, my infant’s all-time favorite song, this year in our Wrapped, and it’s still only January.

One summer my theatre camp put on a musical (which I was in) & a play, & the barometer for how well the actors in the play were doing was whether or not they made me cry. Which says a lot about how much I cried at 15 (& now), & about my people pleasing! (Need me to cry for validation? I got you!)

The world is bad but today I’m thinking about the guy I went on one date with 11 years ago who worked in software but was “actually a comic” and who said, “Boom! Comedy! Write it down!” after every (unfunny) joke. Do you think he ever found someone to write it down…?

When someone asks what you've been working on lately & you're like "uhhh I've actually been doing some... songwriting?" The song: 🎶this is the getting dressed song cause sometimes we gotta get dressed/we gotta pull our arms through the sleeves & then we shimmy shimmy shimmy til our hands are free🎶

Don’t know if I’ll ever work in TV again, but I take great comfort in the fact that the most abusive showrunner I worked for, who held my wrists, refusing to let go, & used to joke that I was going to sue him for s3xual hara$$ment, who’s had reports at multiple studios, remains gainfully employed 🙃

Hello friends, old & new! You may have known me on the other app from talking loudly re: issues facing writers’ assistants & script coordinators (did that for a decade), or from when a showrunner peed in front of our writers as a power move, yet that wasn’t the worst room I’d been in. 🙃 Anyway, hi!

Four Things that Made Me a Writer: -The Princess Diaries by Meg Cabot -Pacey & Joey from Dawson’s Creek -Being an only child forced to entertain herself -Praise from a popular boy in my sixth grade English class about my creative writing assignment

Hello! I’m a writer currently on sub with my second chance Hanukkah romance novel, which just won the romance category of Book Pipeline’s Unpublished contest! I’ve worked in TV writers’ rooms for the last decade & wrote 2 freelance episodes of my own. Happy to be here & no longer on the bird app!